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@RyukoVT_ @nyaraVT And Phillip DeFranco will not be taking a side on this issue to encourage everyone to watch his slop

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@paradeofviolets That's nice but it's still not a "literacy crisis". If your definition of "illiterate" includes PhDs you've lost the plot

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@paradeofviolets @hitgse This has nothing to do with the "literacy crisis", they're literate they're just not reading the kind of books you approve of

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@MetaReflexive when I watch Children of Men while stoned I'm sobbing through the entire third act

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@LizzyStarrrdust @buggirl It's so cool how half the women on this site are just gender swapped incels now

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@maklelan I like that they think 'flooded' means 'bottom of the ocean'. Like "damn, it rained a lot in chicago, gotta watch out for great whites now"

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@jakebrodes When I learned some guy named 'Morgan Wallen' was the number 1 in the country I wondered where tf he came from and checked his wikipedia and this is the first thing I see

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@Hey_Jihad @Walkman131 being a crypto bro is infinitely more perverted and degenerate than wanting to see some titties

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@naive_melody_1 @basedgizmo No, you see, violence is fine and we should normalize it as much as possible in every aspect of our society, but sex is icky and bad

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@ivvanex The XBOX One reveal put all of the industry's cards on the table. They were always moving toward the same goal, Microsoft was just dumb enough to try it all at once instead of boiling the frogs.

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@MT_6226 @LoveCodeTrade Also, door dash drivers are more productive than the guys programming AIs for surveillance and drones

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@KLobstar I feel like he would jump at the opportunity to explain the tenants of stoic philosophy

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@_artml_ @seth51641760463 @north0fnorth Did you misread what I said or do you think no one lives in Los Angeles & Sacramento?

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@north0fnorth Lived in CA my whole life and the only time I've ever gotten a tick here was in a sheep pasture with nothing but invasive grasses.

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@seth51641760463 @north0fnorth That doesn't explain why LA & Sacramento have the same rate as the Dakotas

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@slimygirlholes It's fascist to devalue the porn where I fetishize power and machismo and racial hierarchy

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@birdwarehouse_ Shit, I have such a blind spot for Rosaceae...

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@AntonHand I know that shit ain't realistic because I've played Halo 3

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@spellgage Oh god I unmuted it this time, why does he have burger king foot lettuce voice

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@headintheoffice They can't, and don't care to, just like the nazis couldn't name a policy of the bolsheviks that was "inherently" jewish. It's just "look at this threatening political movement, let's expel this group of people to solve the problem"