Spellgage

Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | running logs @spellgage_runs | Spellgage#1278 on Discord

[Spellgage @spellgage]

Know Your Meme credits me with popularizing the “Anti-Italian Discrimination” meme.

[rhi @loonaeves]

you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant

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@WASPmexicano “Sheikh Zubayr” goes so hard, I am begging my Arab brothers to start referring to him that way

[Spellgage @spellgage]

@EdwardVersaii Coal: The New Healing Crystal

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@EdwardVersaii It’s all vibes

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@David_Mahfood @SpringhouseFilm “You take medicine because you *already have* a headache.” Yeah man, I want to get rid of it. Same reason I got baptized.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

@David_Mahfood @SpringhouseFilm Yeah, that’s what makes it such a funny analogy. He’s treating “forgiveness-of-sins” as a thing that you “get” instead of talking about sin as a thing you want to get rid of, and the confusion makes his whole analogy blow up.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

Every photo of Hunter Biden shows him surrounded by smiling women, everyone clearly having the time of their lives. Is anyone really surprised that he’s a phenomenal poaster?

[Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano]

We must go back

[Spellgage @spellgage]

https://t.co/K1lJ7e79Fr used to be a collection of stupid flash games, stupid images, stupid animations, etc. Now it’s a crypto scam.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Spellgage @spellgage]

I had a friend in high school who was this guy. His strategy was to just say, “I have a huge cock, but I’m ugly as f***” like almost every day. Don’t know if he ever scored off of it.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

Gravity

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Why does every logo become a circle

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

recently I learned the guy playing porkins was interviewed by the FBI as a teenager because he was hanging out with Lee Harvey Oswald and his barber

[Spellgage @spellgage]

The prophet Daniel saw this

[Spellgage @spellgage]

Going up to random pairs of guys that I see in public and wishing them a happy Pride

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

Torah: "And don't worship the Asherah tree, it is forbidden"

Harvard Divinity School: "At long last, we have created Asherah, as mentioned in the classic text "Don't Worship the Asherah".

[Spellgage @spellgage]

@MeltingSnowBro Tarkin’s announcing that the Emperor has dissolved the Senate makes no sense if the Empire is an outside aggressor.

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@CalebMPowers TCW 2008 has caused way more trouble than it’s worth.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

This looks like the kind of compressed video you’d see in Myst or Red Alert 2.

[Spellgage @spellgage]

I haven’t rewatched RoS since seeing it in the theater, does it really look like this?

[Luke Zweiwalker🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @zweiwalker89607]

Rise of Skywalker haters got mad at Palpatine coming back in Episode but had NO problem with Anakin lifting a pear in Attack of the Clones even though they are the EXACT same thing.