Simon Johnson

Apparently I'm sarcastic.....I don't see it.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

Wait a minute….when did Chesney Hawkes become Leverkusen’s Director of Football?! (@ChesneyHawkes)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Afonso Moreira has joined Bayer Leverkusen on €32m deal from OL, confirmed. 🔴⚫️✍🏻

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@WestHamHelp And where will people be able to get water from afterwards?

If you are telling us we can’t bring our own, then surely you need to advise the alternate process you are operating for fans to get water.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@deneils @SpursOfficial Should have been a pen. But it literally had no impact on the result, nor will it have on Spurs’ future….Everton scored a couple mins later anyway.

That doesn’t excuse a poor officiating decision. But the exaggerated ‘consequences’ of it being peddled by some are laughable.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

Have they sacked De Zerbi yet?

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@awaydaysfb Many West Ham fans currently do not purchase merch, partly because we do not want to fund the thieving bastards running the club, and partly because it is usually substandard trash offered at extortionate prices.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@awaydaysfb Cynic in me says this isn’t actually to deter other clubs fans from purchasing tickets, it’s actually to encourage West Ham fans to buy merch out of fear they will be prevented from attending matches in future.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@WestHam_Central I don’t think it is/should be…..but it’s certainly more of one than some that I’ve seen given recently (Man Utd v Palace for example)

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@paddypower Plus Millwall potentially replacing them in the Premier League

(I’m no Spurs or Millwall fan but I presume they hate each other)

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@StanCollymore I disagree that it promotes a revival of the playing on the shoulder skillset. This seems more like an admission that that skill is dead, so they are manipulating the rules to make it easier for attackers and negate the need for them to have the skill of timing a run correctly

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@SkySportsPL No. There are a number of great keepers not on that list, presumably because they didn’t play for one of the fashionable teams. My list:

1) Cech
2) Van der Sar
3) P. Schmeichel
4) David James
5) Seaman
6) Shay Given
7) De Gea
8) Lloris
9) Allison
10) Jaaskelainen

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@kphen76 This would actually be brilliant - especially as the song was originally released in 1987, the same year as the final season is set.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@DiscussingFilm Wasn’t the whole point of moving the planet to merge with and invade the Earth?……so surely the Demogorgans/Dogs/Bats should have been there/somewhere ready for the invasion no?

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@WestHam_Central Was also at fault for the 1st. He didnt track Foden.

Brilliantly talented young player, but not having a good match. He’s cost us both goals so far.

[Aveley Youth @AveleyYouthFC]

As you may be aware this Saturday 11th Oct... 1st team is at home for
The FA Cup last qualifying round vs National League Gateshead.

Entry is free for all under 18s with a accompaning adult.

Adults are ONLY £10 for this match.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@WestHam_Central @tbrfootball Just need to tempt Glenn Murray out of retirement and the un-holy trinity of a strike force would be complete.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

I don’t like to give the poisonous dwarf credit. But Sullivan might have been on to something when he refused to pay Amorim’s release clause.

…..not that we’re any better off for it, because the twat was then wrong about the manager(s) he went for instead.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@WestHam_Central 15

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@WestHam_Central Tbh, if reported fees are accurate for Elliott, El Khannouss and Fernandes. Then can get both the other 2 for similar to Elliott.

I think Elliotts better than both the others (currently). But I’d rather get those 2 than just him.

We’ll probably end up with none of them though.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@HLTCO It’ll understandably feel like a kick in the teeth at the moment.

But take it from a West Ham fan, the Conference League is still fun, and you’ll likely be one of the favourites to win it.

So could actually work out being positive. You have genuine chance to add another trophy.

[Simon Johnson @sejohnson13]

@_tobyjohnson @FootyAccums