sam j.

bruh I'm just tryna be famous

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@GuyFieri the burger bar on @CarnivalCruise is awesome buts let’s go ahead and put Chicken Guy on here too! No shade to @SHAQ but it’s just better

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@Fat_Electrician needs to have radio edit versions of his videos so I can show them to my homeschool kids

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@UnsubscribeCast , @The_King_Trout and @calebwfrancis almost killed me last night. I was bench pressing when they started their “special cage match”discussion. Not an ideal time to start uncontrollably laughing

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

Hey @TheAKGuy i’ve got an approved form 4 from way back with a crazy reason and got zero pushback

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@UnsubscribeCast Me

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@DearS_o_n Taxes

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@realDonaldTrump needs to just rename the Straight of Hormuz to the “Gay of Hormuz” by executive order and the Iranians will fold

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

Didn’t @ericswalwell threaten to use nukes on US citizens over a guns rights debate a few years ago? Yeah, fuck that guy.

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

Watched Hillbilly Elegy movie and the similarities between how @JDVance and I were treated by our mothers is wild. My mom was a nurse and alcoholic, narcissistic and abusive. I can trace my family in Appalachia back 9 generations. Millennials really are breaking the curse.

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

Yesterday a coworker called me a “Brandon Herrera looking motherfucker” and I’m not sure there is a finer compliment amongst straight men @TheAKGuy @UnsubscribeCast

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@johnpavlovitz Fuck Canada and fuck you too

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@DefenseBaron So you’re raising losers that are ok with participation trophies then

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@harryjsisson Hell yes! He’s proud of the team and they look happy to have gave him

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@Eli_Doubletap its also my superstar daughter Amelia’s birthday today!

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

Ordered some @DoorDash while I’m held up at work for my son and I, as usual the @ChuckEdwards4NC owned @McDonalds fucked up my order. I’m not even surprised anymore

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@JohnCornyn Life isn’t a level playing field

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

@joeroganhq

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

If @DonutOperator and @TheAKGuy are brothers, then this guy is their 3rd

[sam j. @sejohnston4]

If @DonutOperator and @TheAKGuy are brothers, then this guy is their 3rd