Sarah Elizabeth

Throat puncher for equality. Older sister. Lover of turtles, baking, and men who are not 100% into me. Smarter than your average bear.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

Truer words have never been spoken. #SOTU #wtf

[Ai-jen Poo @aijenpoo]

My 7 year old: isn’t he lying?
Me: yes
The kid: why are people clapping?
Me: no idea
The kid: this is a really weird show.
#SOTU

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

No body asked you, Joe. Or if they did, they were also asking you to resign and disappear quietly into retirement, FFS.

[Matt Duss @mattduss]

Any effective crisis comms strategy will include "Prevent statement of support from Joe Lieberman."

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@MBTA_CR, would you mind stopping the trains at #Lynn CR Station and actually letting people on? Some of us need to get to work.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@firstwefeast Drums.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

We need a #WealthTax:

✅Pay Ratio Corporate Tax
✅2% on those worth > $50 million
✅3% on those worth > $1 billion
✅#MarginalTaxRate: At least 70% on income > $10 million

Most Americans support this to reduce the worst wealth inequality the world has ever seen.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@IBJIYONGI Yep. Welcome to the club.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@thehill

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

"Stacey Abrams will deliver the Democratic rebuttal to Trump's State of the Union address" https://t.co/btVlelAyq2

[Troy Police Department @TroyMI_Police]

Some of us work on Caturdays. Paws up to nurses, doctors, servers, retail workers, news folks, EMS, firefighters and everyone working hard today to give their cats a good life. From Pawfficer Donut #PoliceCat #Caturday 😺

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@carolineframke An American Marriage.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@JcNomis Thanks!

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

I am happy to announce I don't have any tumors in my skull unless you count my brain.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@JcNomis Yep. I have been having pain and numbness in my face. So their was an MRI. But there is no tumor, so it's likely transgeminal neuralgia (a nerve disorder).

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

Massachusetts has until January 23, 2019. Check online to find a Certified Application Counselor or a Navigator for assistance!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Head over to https://t.co/zmKsbKOrYE today to find a plan that fits your needs and your budget. Tell a friend: there are only 12 days left to enroll, unless your state offers an extension — Californians, you have until January 15!

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@MBTA_CR Honestly I have not noticed anything but the time, but I appreciate your follow-up.

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

@MBTA_CR, could you please update clock at #LynnCR station? Daylight savings time started a month ago tomorrow.

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: ACA enrollment down 10% so far with Trump marketing budget down 90%.

The good news: Most can get covered for $75/month no matter pre-existing conditions.

The problem: almost no one knows that after Dec 15 it will be too late to get covered.

https://t.co/qMJsC3POpl

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

To everyone who is single: Set a date for Tuesday, 11/6 with someone local. Pick them up. Take them to their polling place. Watch them vote. That's where the magic happens! #getyourballotintogetitin #hotpeoplevote

[Sarah Elizabeth @sekaplan2]

In America, you can't get laid on 11/6 unless you vote! #ThanksObama
#showmeyourballotisthenewdickpick