Stephanie Kirk

As old as Charlemagne and as young as a summer childs heart...

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Bonnie Raitt’s I Can’t Make You Love Me walked so Adele could run

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

days of the week mean very little to me. but they mean everything. to the human. for example. today is a pretty okay day of the week. and so are the next few. but after that. terrible. you would think the world is ending. then we slowly get okay again

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

ND experience: you need to take a lunch break without screens so you just stare into space, swivelling your chair, with a cup whispering ‘soup’ to yourself.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

on special occasions. during car rides. we go around a little loop. talk to a robot. and then they give us things. sometimes they give me a cup of whipped cream. with a fancy italian name. and i absolutely lose my mind

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

The best sleep is that illegal sleep between my first alarm and my backup alarm

[🪄Princilla @_princilla_]

Watching the new brain leak episode is so painful PLEASE JUST THROW THE BALL SPENCER IS WAITING 😭

[Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg]

Your moment of calm 🐺

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

She’s on break. https://t.co/djKrDQRqWA

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Men should wear makeup

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Everyone and everything in Witcher is so pretty, this show is so good. I know Henry doesn’t agree but 😭 I just want Witcher content however it comes out.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

loving you. is like falling asleep. in a warm sunbeam. so easy to do

[⛓🖤Forever Alone🥀🕸 @for3v3r_alone]

@Jacksepticeye Then explain the email I got

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

@erratoris This made me yawn again

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

When someone across the office stretches:
1. Mimic them - now we are both stretching, and bonding
2. Hold back the urge to say ‘big stretch’
3. Yawn

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Am I on a midnight ban @virginmedia ? This is the 6th night I’ve not had internet after 11

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Turns out, if I fall asleep at my desk I will stay sat up, still scrolling and facing the screen. #napspionage

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Okay so the Spotify AI DJ has me feeling some type a way… SciFi was right, we will be weird about robots…

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Will I know I’m a ‘real adult’ when I start saying things like ‘the week’s not long enough’? What a depressing notion.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me

[Stephanie Kirk @sekirk1]

Small warm tin box make brain go brr