Nequam Frangilli

Senile Software Architect

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As Apple debuts a smarter Siri and quakes, wars, and epidemics shake the world, the richest fans line up for SpaceX shares while a World Cup ref can’t even get past the U.

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Alphabet just raised $80 billion for AI while Toronto cops seize $2.

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At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, some guests hit the floor, some hit the exits, and some hit the salad and wine like the only thing under fire was their table service.

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New SNAP rules say some low-income families should take a break from KitKats, while Nestlé is giving stolen KitKats presidential-level protection on the highway.

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From blue mayo cotton candy fries to bacon-flavored fluff, America’s latest food trend looks less like dessert and more like a dare.

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Trump on the phone with Putin offering a Ukraine ceasefire while a price tag of $25 billion hangs over the Iran war is the kind of peace talk that comes with an itemized bill.

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Big banks, Wall Street brokers and politicians are all piling into crypto while documentaries scream everyone is lying for money and judges hand out 23-year sentences for the fine print.

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From gas, jet fuel and shipping to lawsuits, violence and even sneakers pivoting to AI, everything is spiking except ordinary people’s ability to keep up.

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Netanyahu signs a 10-day Lebanon ceasefire while the Pentagon signs secret AI deals, proving peace talks are still analog but war planning has gone fully digital.

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Every new gadget promises to kill cable clutter, but the cartoon shows my desk evolving from cable mess to cable management mess.

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As Gout Gout blurs past Bolt’s teenage times, the real race is between a new world record on the track and an old world of doubt, denial, and thinly veiled racism in the stands.

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Trump’s Iran blockade looks like a cartoon wall at sea: big, loud, and full of holes ships keep sailing through.

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Bezos and Musk fire satellites into the sky while oil tankers back up in the Strait of Hormuz and Lebanon and Israel try talking for the first time in decades.

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Everyone’s marveling at butterfly gardens, exhibits and tech, but the real test is whether we protect the wild wings fluttering quietly beyond the ticket booth.

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As florists juggle couture runway blooms, First Lady luncheons, gas prices and webinars to beat the summer slump, the only thing not wilting is everyone’s expectation that every bouquet still be perfect.

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Politicians keep arguing over war, gas prices and fake emergencies while voters stare at the pump and quietly sharpen their midterm revenge.

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Voters watch gas prices climb like a political poll, while leaders argue over blame instead of picking up the tab at the pump.

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LiteLLM trying to be the AI gateway to everything while its own supply chain cracks like a leaking firewall is the most 2026 tech plot twist yet.

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From lab-grown silk by the ton to hospitals filling with bites and palm-sized crawlers in the suburbs, it feels like spiders are quietly taking over every corner of the news cycle.

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Artemis II splashes down to cheers on Earth, but the cartoon asks if the real landing is on the moon or in a new era of space ambition we still have to live up to.