✨Shayna.

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

@billyeichner on Flu Season 2 is pure gold 😂😂😂 @parksandrec

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Last night I dreamt I was driving through Australia with @daxshepard @KristenBell and @RobLowe. Hey @Google, how do you make dreams come true? 😍

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

@GordonRamsay rate my deviled eggs 😋

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

The Brookings Polar Plunge is March 28th! See you there @BarryHDunn2 ? @SDState @USDPresident #GoJacks

[Sheila K. Gestring @USDPresident]

We're freezin' for a reason this weekend for the @SOSouthDakota. I challenge all of our other #SouthDakota university presidents to take the plunge and donate today: https://t.co/bAYmOJFEaQ #PolarPlunge @USD

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

If the Pawnee/Eagleton unity concert doesn’t make you cry a little we can’t be friends #byebyelilsebastian @parksandrecnbc @smrtgrls @evilhag @prattprattpratt @mradamscott

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Finished a scary book tonight. Now I have to play @parksandrecnbc so I can’t hear the scary noises and can fall asleep 😅

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Yearly PSA: it’s “ringing” in the new year not “bringing” in the new year.

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

My back hurts worse from sitting on the floor to wrap gifts than it does from going to the gym #thisis27 #tooyoungforthis

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

How to set a healthy boundary (a thread)

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Spent 6 hours meticulously wrapping gifts last night. Please pray that my dogs don’t tear them apart while I’m at work 🙏🏻

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Just listened very closely to the lyrics of “don’t stand so close to me” by The Police 😐 #yikes

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

*Patrick lets Tommy lick a little drop of chocolate ice cream*
Me “he can’t eat chocolate!”
Patrick “he’s fine, one time Lenny knocked a whole chocolate bar off the counter and ate it”
Me *looks horrified*
Patrick “oh I forgot I don’t tell you those kinds of things” 😑😑😑

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

As a state employee am I allowed to comment on the new meth campaign? 😬

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Need advice. Lenny is sleeping on the couch tonight and refuses to come sleep with me after repeated invitations. Do you think he’s mad at me? Should I give him space? Do you think there’s another human?

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Randy Dobnak:

- Twins pitcher
- Uber Driver
- Savage

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

My mom’s house during fall is about as cozy as you can get 😌

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

We are excited to be joining the @earwolf team to bring you our new podcast Office Ladies! Each week, @AngelaKinsey and I will watch an episode of The Office and give you all the stories and behind-the-scenes scoop...as well as some BFF banter about our lives. Starts Wed 10/16!

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

I would just like to note that at this conference, where I know 0 people, that not a single person who talked about their kids showed any pictures. But as soon as I said I don’t have kids but I have 2 dogs at least 10 people whipped out their phones to show me pictures #dogs>kids

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

My family’s cat died yesterday. My dad literally put her in the freezer so we could have a funeral this morning and I had to FaceTime @sydneyebben so she could attend.

[✨Shayna. @selaineeb]

Note to self: don’t wait to renew your vehicle tags until September when they are due in February; you will be thrown some very judgemental looks. #NeverGotATicket #Adulting