Connie Cavalier

Sensitive, shallow, hypocrite...
Now that we got you out of the way a little about myself:
HORROR/my cat Argento/Punk/🔞 25% bitch 𓉸

"Fuckabees."

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

Maika Monroe's O-face in the Victorian Psycho trailer killed me😂 #nsfw

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@BobaPhil Yeah I checked a couple of his videos on his channel and I gotta say...he deserved death threats before all this cause they suck in the worst way imaginable. Literally, imagine what you hate when you hear "YouTuber" and bam

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@BMovieBryan1140 Anytime a new Eli Roth movie comes out I get this sinking feeling it's going to play out like an Eli Roth movie. They're all so clunky and undercooked with this incidental lack of cohesion from point A to B.

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

Number of Arachnophobia movies: 1
Number of Arachnophobia comics: 1

Number of Spider-Man movies: 14
Number of Spider-Man comics: 4,000+

nobody wants to admit it, but we are losing the war

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

The only bond thicker than blood...is title cards #horror

Wes Craven's Chiller John Carpenter's The Thing

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@s_mayta @BadGuyRants 🤘🏽books

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@AdriCaporusso Trying too hard at what per se?

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@DEADLINE for the love of everything unholy, report less.

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

The Invader (1997)

Alien pregnancy shocker from Mark Rosman (dir. House on Sorority Row), starring Sean Young and a Baldwin. The shocking part is Sean Young kept her clothes on the entire time, my jaw was on the floor. #scifi

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@Wokey386579 the words "twisted" and "clown"
would make me check out, then "garage" kind of won me back, but "super elevated and gory" isn't as much of a turn off as looking up a movies score on letterboxd

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

Killers (aka Real Killers, 1996)

Not that one cover is better than the other, but one certainly looks less like Chris Farley. And for what it's worth, intentional or not, there is a repressive feeling to the cinematography thanks to minimal lighting and an ever present haze.

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@DanielHood4 the short film that led to The Hitcher is a blast, shot just as well too

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@BeAfraid_Horror

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

Sweet Evil (1996)

The main inspiration for gigantic headed jackass's Kill Bill movies; the film follows Billy Madison's teacher (Sonya Blade) as she 'Hand That Rocks the Cradles' her way into a yuppie couples life by way of surrogacy. For die hard kung fu/Peter Boyle fans only

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

If you see one movie this weekend itll probably be Backrooms but if you see more than one movie itll be Obsession again but if you see 3 movies this weekend make it @BootsRiley's Scary Movie!

or He-Man if ur dating a white guy, or that Paul Rudd movie if you're w a white chick

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@MMckenzie73 That they were able to make you have so much sympathy for Patricia AND laugh at her was a treat

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

I miss the days when color didn't exist, then everyone started boinking and ruined it

[Daniel Hood @DanielHood4]

I miss the days when horror wasn't afraid of colour

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@BootsRiley that's the spirit

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@disparutoo so happy I've just started the series recently, there'll probably be 2 more failed reboots by the time I'm through with everything

[Connie Cavalier @seldomfun]

@Variety But what did Supergirl say about it?