Selena Shang

Tab hoarding and product @Google. Previously EECS @UCBerkeley

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

when grandma asks stealth startup founders how work is going this year, are they just like “working on something big Meemaw 🤫”

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

“berries best fiber to $ ratio”

Gemini Personalization: as a Product Manager dealing with high-stakes financial moves (your upcoming wedding and relocation to CA), it—

guys I just wanted raspberries

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

@emilyliangmd @StanfordSball @CanadyNijaree you should trademark this 🤣

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@ohileshwaritagi Looks like it! 🙂🤝

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

Anyone who knows me knows I’m obsessed with getting the perfect shot. Now I don’t have to be! 😌😮‍💨

So excited to be a part of this team and for y’all to try this out!

[Google Photos @googlephotos]

Since launch, Google Photos has used AI to help you search and edit your memories. Later this year, we’re introducing Magic Editor, a new feature that uses generative AI so you can reimagine your photos and apply complex edits, right from your phone.

https://t.co/bB7FidfmkJ

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

@emilyliangmd @BDaSilva_MD @DrSimoneDekker @LoriMuffly @CanerSaygin @Anand_88_Patel @RyanCassaday @LuskinMarlise The suspense 👀

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

next semester Berkeley CS profs are gonna be like: proj1 — build bearGPT for 75% of your class grade

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

Status check on my long-term investments:

❌ Google equity flat since joining
❌ 401k, depressing
✅ dating a broke, overworked medicine resident during covid who’s now research famous and taking me to international conferences for free 🤣

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

when I was at SpaceX our whole org had to write weekly “what you did this week” reports and cc the whole team + CIO (red flag eng was put under a CIO, but I digress 🚩)

and people were so obsessed with the optics of working long hours that they were often pages long 🚩🚩🚩

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Elon Musk sent an email to Twitter employees telling them to write a one pager on what they accomplished in January, what they plan to accomplish in February, and "any ideas you have for improving Twitter," per the Platformer.

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

one time I interviewed at Workday and the the guy asked me if I thought id be a good match for “high stakes” software

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@Ranea Over the course of a short joke I forgot to mention that it DOES mean something to me and that I actively choose to work there, doh! Happy new year ❤️

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

working at google means nothing in tech circles but it means EVERYTHING when you can dunk on smalltown tiger moms trying to dunk on your mom during holiday run-ins

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

@uwu_miche this is the exact opposite of what happened but sure

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apple really said congrats to the most unstable buggy app of the year

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@xvrqt proud of you mom!!

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

Isn't this THE classic systems design interview question?

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

At Google I think the most popular corporate burn is “you’re conflating things”

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@ajit_selv long covid for sure

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If I were an influencer I would use my powers for good.

I would get everyone off venmo to a payment app that actually works

[Selena Shang @selenasjs]

Shang's Law says that in every airline lounge there must be one bro explaining what an airline lounge is to a woman, and he must state that "everything here is free"

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@emilyliangmd Missed the opportunity to say CAR T b-linatumomab