“berries best fiber to $ ratio”
Gemini Personalization: as a Product Manager dealing with high-stakes financial moves (your upcoming wedding and relocation to CA), it—
guys I just wanted raspberries
Anyone who knows me knows I’m obsessed with getting the perfect shot. Now I don’t have to be! 😌😮💨
So excited to be a part of this team and for y’all to try this out!
Since launch, Google Photos has used AI to help you search and edit your memories. Later this year, we’re introducing Magic Editor, a new feature that uses generative AI so you can reimagine your photos and apply complex edits, right from your phone.
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Status check on my long-term investments:
❌ Google equity flat since joining
❌ 401k, depressing
✅ dating a broke, overworked medicine resident during covid who’s now research famous and taking me to international conferences for free 🤣
when I was at SpaceX our whole org had to write weekly “what you did this week” reports and cc the whole team + CIO (red flag eng was put under a CIO, but I digress 🚩)
and people were so obsessed with the optics of working long hours that they were often pages long 🚩🚩🚩
BREAKING: Elon Musk sent an email to Twitter employees telling them to write a one pager on what they accomplished in January, what they plan to accomplish in February, and "any ideas you have for improving Twitter," per the Platformer.
@Ranea Over the course of a short joke I forgot to mention that it DOES mean something to me and that I actively choose to work there, doh! Happy new year ❤️
working at google means nothing in tech circles but it means EVERYTHING when you can dunk on smalltown tiger moms trying to dunk on your mom during holiday run-ins
Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.
Shang's Law says that in every airline lounge there must be one bro explaining what an airline lounge is to a woman, and he must state that "everything here is free"