Sam Seleznow

Singer, Actor, Cringe-seeker (He/Him)

[Sam Seleznow @seleznow]

Disoriented was the word I was searching for, babe. Could you pass me the McNuggets? I’m dissociating again.

[codie 🏳️‍⚧️ @caonfilm]

yeah, this is definitely going to be a jennifer’s body situation, imo. see you in 5–10 years

[jordan @wickskiller]

it’s a mess but a very fun one. i was entertained.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“The Bride!” is kind of a mess but it’s a big entertaining swing of a mess and I had fun and was never bored and at the end of the day sometimes that’s enough for me

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

pov you’ve just run into your lesbian couple friends who’ve been fighting a lot

[just a @F466OT]

Gay people trying to sit on a couch

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

they saw all the backslash they were getting now they pulling PR stunts

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

less and less participants each year

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

No kids. No husband. Post wall. Neurotic. Mid in bed. Not looksmaxxing. Smoker. Unmoisturized. Out of her lane. One article a week. Lazy. Stalker. Cluster B. Bad personality. Broke. And you know what? Happy as hell. My hero.

[Sam Seleznow @seleznow]

@GQMagazine A week ago this ‘man’ was Heiling hitler and using the N word! Great look @GQMagazine.

[jio 🦊 @starboyxcx]

18 year old me meeting a guy whose grindr profile said parTy because i thought a party sounded fun

[Sam Seleznow @seleznow]

@SlayingShaymin In her teenage years a group of kids from her class created a Facebook hate group called “Stefani Germanotta, you will never be famous.” Also, apparently a group of girls literally threw her in a garbage can.

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

[Moonlight @skinnytwinky]

pas une folle dans le métro qui insulte tout le monde de fils de pute puis quand elle passe à côté de moi elle dit pédale

[trash jones @jzux]

praying to god is low key embarrassing. girl if He wanted to He would

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

The New Yorker's art department never misses

[Jinkx Monsoon is Judy Garland @JinkxMonsoon]

Met my daughter’s boyfriend tonight 🥰

[IVY WOLK UPDATES @undonnno]

Just ate 5 slices of pizza

[Sam Seleznow @seleznow]

What it feels like to be 30 in 2026

[oh yes that’s vegan @ForeverElSanto]

ivy wolk needs an oscar for this part alone idc idc