not today, satin

he/they, mpls, sewing, knitting, transgenderism

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

Being ogled by guys as a guy is so much better than being ogled by guys when I was a girl. Like ok yesss bring on short short and tank season.

[trash jones @jzux]

more things should have a muppet button

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

@cardamommie TBH I forgot that cis people can pick names too

[alanna okun @alanna]

i made a game about knitting (and hand-knitted an arcade console to put it in) for my graduate thesis

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

I think that before people can move into an apartment they need to take a class on sharing a washing machine and trash/recycling.

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

Sometimes if I have a really busy weekend I say that I’m having a 5 marg tower weekend or a 3 museum of ice cream weekend or a popular knapsack weekend (many locations).

[BART @SFBART]

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

People have a lot of takes on Cizeron, and I just want to add that whatever is going on with his mesh shirt is no nips stolen valor.

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

I think my favorite Olympic sport might be watching the zambonis with club music.

[America The Ghetto @Lizzurr]

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

@brokebackstan The Subway by Chappell Roan could be an option

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

pry january … i’m getting nosy

[erin @maizie_star]

sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he’s just looking at google maps scrolling around

[clare @sadderlizards]

goodnight outlook, goodnight teams, goodnight zoom

[trash jones @jzux]

fifth base is when you show them the massive pile of clothes on your special clothes chair

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

There’s so much talk about age gap relationships but not anything about wrinkly clothes gap relationships.

[@itslaylas on upscrolled 🪬 @itslaylas]

i love new york city

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

I got called “boss” for the first time yesterday and tbh I kind of didn’t think that was a real thing? Why are guys out there calling each other boss? Like what’s that about?

[not today, satin @self_drafted]

When I say a number is a color, it’s not because I have synesthesia. It’s because I worked in a bead store and the bead color numbers are embedded into my brain.