Stephanie

2️⃣7️⃣Gym Rat💪🏻Fishing Addict🎣Take me to the mountains⛰

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

Mind ya business. It’s free.

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

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[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@mgiery They’re like “don’t drink and drive” but also, “enjoy your 20x’s markup on uber”

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

I was about to order an uber and i literally watched the price go from $11 to $25 right before i hit order 😅 I’m scared to see what it’s going to be to get home 💀Gonna be an expensive night, still cheaper than a DUI.

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@brownnshugaaa The uber to my apartment from DT tonight was over $100 😅 thankfully I had a ride lol

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

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[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@mgiery Truthfully, karma is probably out to get me for all of the men I’ve ghosted but jokes on her, I will stay single and childless for the rest of eternity because dating and being ghosted is hard on the self esteem I worked so damn hard to build in two and a half years of therapy.

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

Every time I go on a date with a guy, if at some point he says “I don’t understand why you’re single. You’re so pretty and well put together” I know that after that date, they’re absolutely never going to speak to me ever again. I’m officially done dating. I hate it here.

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@mgiery Same. I’m leaning less into trying to find a significant other and more into I should just buy a dog. Dating is the absolute worst

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

I love reintroducing myself on dating apps. Like “Hey it’s me, that girl you matched with on a different dating app two years ago, sorry I ghosted you. How’s life?” 💀

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

There should be a Bosch class action lawsuit that pays me for all of my time and frustration of dealing with their shitty appliances.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This Tyson vs Jake Paul fight is exciting.

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

Every year Apple pulls my annual OnX membership and every year I freak tf out about why I have an Apple charge for so much 😂

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

Is it still luxury living if all of the new apartments complexes advertise themselves as luxury? Is it luxury or are they just new?

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

Bears and skunks are not friends 😂

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@brownnshugaaa No 😂

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@brownnshugaaa No it’s not 😂

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

I spent $80 between two Ubers this weekend but it was still cheaper than a DUI 👏🏻

[ConquerMindsetMoney | Self Mastery @TheConquerMM]

Men, Be Unstoppable

[Stephanie @selfanie_]

@sandraaaa_f You’re in my prayers a lot 🫶🏻 always asking to give you strength and guidance and it makes my heart so happy to know you’re finding your way ❤️❤️