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being a mum is hard. relax. 🥂

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Dear Melbourne, you were robbed. Sincerely, Australia #NRLGF

[Agnes @sweetaloha001]

This is what we meant NRL, very costly mistake from the ‘bunker’ NO TRY🤯all that $$$ technology & still get it wrong on the biggest game of the year #BS
#NRL #NRLGF #NRLStormPanthers

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Wtf channel 9 #stateoforigin
Not important to show the points being scored? Shit coverage. @Channel9

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@brisbanebroncos Adam Reynolds starting to look like a 1982 Datsun with 500,000k’s on the clock 🫣

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Are we not meant to notice the bright daylight when dinner is called, and the pitch black night when they sit down at the table? 🧐 #MAFSAUS

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

NO ‼️ HE ‼️ DIDNT ‼️

Did you actually just turn and apologise to the glazed ham?

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Get ready to spew. No one wants to know jacks sexual desires 🤮 #MAFSAU

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

For sure this is Lauren’s secret dad #MAFSAU

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Man bun vs man bun - what my brain hears #MAFSAU

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You are a disgusting waste of air Collins #MAFSAU

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I HATE HIM poor Natalie #MAFSAU

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

The creepiest creep who ever creeped. Shudder. #MAFSau

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

SINCE WHEN are the weird cousins allowed to interrogate the groom? ICK. CREEP #MAFSau

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Sorry. Can we take credit for teeth that aren’t ours? 🤨 #MAFSAU

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Oh. @MarriedAU I hope Timothy and Lucinda find genuine joy. Love how the woman over 40 has no time for bullshit.

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Ugh tipping point Australia is a train wreck. Awful host; awful contestants; awful production; colour all wrong. Yuck. @tipping_point_aus @Channel9

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Well, there goes Christmas. Spent a fortune, can’t afford to buy alternatives. Guess we are hanging Taylor Swift baubles on the Valentine’s Day tree? Must be nice to have money.

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

@amazingrace_au @grantdenyer @ChezziDenyer I have never seen a human turn that colour. Onya Denyer. Glad you’re alive.

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Hey @NRL and @brisbanebroncos care to explain why the pricing on your official page is misleading and inaccurate for Vegas? 🙉 nothing below $1899

[selfcarefeedd @selfcarefeedd]

Good luck to kourtney but I can’t think of ~anything~ worse than being pregnant at this age 🥴 all the money in the world does not change the fact that you will be 66 when your kid turns 21 🙅🏻‍♀️