AliSimphani

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[AliSimphani @selfcareprism]

And the $50 gets taxed…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year

[Waakye Ne Bibiaa 3cedis🇬🇭 @KwekuMarch]

Charley 😂😂😂😂

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[scar @imfat]

JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Me when I kiss my man and realize I want a lot more than just a kiss:

[AliSimphani @selfcareprism]

Using “females” would’ve got him blocked. His follow up response? Double blocked.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

broke nggas so scary 😭

[AliSimphani @selfcareprism]

@NEUSIMS_ And I’m hearing pancake1 and ‘nem done went their separate ways. So who knows how long it’ll take 😭

[solé @layxsnv]

I’m just the messenger🥳

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

yeah, i really love it here>>>

[AliSimphani @selfcareprism]

@moodysimmerr It’s “safe” nothing broke but my gallery was not fixed lol

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me staring at a picture i am about to post but it's getting uglier and uglier

[AliSimphani @selfcareprism]

@NEUSIMS_ PLEASE! I just opened this app!!

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

You can be the most beautiful woman with an awesome personality and ride for only ONE guy and he will still find away to fuck over you

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

iykyk

[Iai @spidaurman]

playstation signing me out for a stupid agreement… i thought i got hacked

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

my type:

[sab ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @lacedives]

when the enemy team realizes u are the one keeping everyone alive and suddenly u become the main target

[Maryam @hell_line0]

This is it. This. Right here...