sarcasm is selfcare

🔞 Anti Fascist. Feminist. Therapist. Reader. Writer. Nonbinary. Black Lives Matter.

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

Finally we have come to the "hitler's youth" portion of fascism

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just signed an order to establish the 1776 Commission. We will stop the radical indoctrination of our students, and restore PATRIOTIC EDUCATION to our schools!

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

I wrote 26 pages, in 18 hours, as one sitting, with 40 mg of adderall, 1 gram of weed, and a callous disregard for my own physical health. But my final paper ever first draft is finished and I'm one step closer to finishing my masters. 2 weeks to til I'm done

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

If I suddenly stopped posting on your tweets it's cuz I uninstalled this from my phone so that I can graduate from grad school. I love you and stay sexy

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@tired_abby Me, but it's 50/50 on the "fact based" part cuz I don't want people to trust me so much that they stop fact checking stuff for themselves.

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@bambiunhinged Rip.

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@SpookLana I've been depression hibernating since march

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

It took me 27 years to make friends with people who actually call me to just see how I am sometimes. I love my humans

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@emptypizzabox Primed and ready to Pounce™

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@ashlynanarchy I play the nightly game of is my cough from

A.) Allergies
B.) Too much weed
C.) Covid even though I haven't left my house in 7 months.
Or D.) All of the above

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

There's no way to rid myself of distractions because I AM the distraction

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

A list of gender neutral things you can use to call me

1.) Your Excellency
2.) Dipshit
3.) Hey, you! (I will literally always think it's me because I assume I'm in the way cuz I'm tall)
4.) Strange silly person
5.) Antifa

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@EmperorCuck @killumora Same

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

Height 6'2"
Shoes : men's 11
Zodiac : 🌞 scorpio 🌙 virgo ⬆️ libra (water tribe for life)
Tattoos : 2
Piercings : 0-2 (idk if the holes have closed up)
Color : emerald green
Flowers : snapdragons
4 moots : @emmram22 @mjgant16 @slaterrrose @BirateQueen

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@NaomiNymph Bread

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@scorpiobabysar What a shit take.

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@moonlitcommie If people think you're "too much" or "annoying" it's because they can't handle that much, and we don't fuck with people who can't handle us.

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@moonlitcommie Ok but what do you do THEN lmao like I still know how to do anything but shitpost since quarantine

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@moonlitcommie Some of us question our hotness and also have anxiety about messaging strangers on the internet

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@tired_abby I've been attacked

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@fckoffx2 Not abandoned! We're all just also depressed

[sarcasm is selfcare @selfcaresarcasm]

@leftiefitpro @goblinsaurusrex Is it weird that I also have a giant penguin onesie?