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This is a sad space .Arsenal FC 💟

[Ofe Nkupu (Udu Akommili) @Austeen___]

Journey of a thousand transfers begins with that lumbosacral spine MRI

[Non-Player Character 📍🚀 @selferasingguy]

@ikeji_keluonwa 😂😂😂😂

[Non-Player Character 📍🚀 @selferasingguy]

@Austeen___ People underrate us

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

THE BALLON D'OR LOST ITS CREDIBILITY

When Lionel Messi won four Ballon d'Ors in a row from 2009 to 2012, Cristiano Ronaldo never said the award had lost its credibility.

When Messi was leading 4-1, despite Ronaldo being the first of the two to win it in 2008, he never said the award had lost its credibility. He fought harder. He wept on stage when he won it. He called it a dream.

Even in this video, where Messi leads 4-2 in the last six, with lovers and haters finally acknowledging something so glaring that they couldn't deny it anymore -

But history is important.

Fast forward to 2018. Ronaldo had just tied Messi at 5-5. He had just won three Champions Leagues in a row. The only thing left for Messi to hold over him was the Ballon d'Or count.

That night, in HD, live on television, they stopped him. They gave it to Luka Modric with the excuse of the World Cup and "something different." A sham reason they have never consistently applied.

And what did they do after stopping him? They broke their own criteria to give Messi two more, in 2019 and 2021, and then again in 2023, just to make it look like they, not the pitch, control his destiny and his story.

That is when he finally came out to say, "The Ballon d'Or has lost its credibility."

Since then, it has remained like that. The award that made him cry tears of joy as a boy from Madeira is now an award he doesn't even attend. He saw the light.

He stopped letting France Football write his story, and went back to writing it himself - with goals, with longevity, with 981+ goals.

He used to cry to win it. Now he smiles without it.

[big daddy tej🧳 @africanbadman1]

nothing is funnier than those conversations babes try to have after you send them money 😂 you don debit me, leave me alone please.

[Callsign @callsignmawb]

If you miss me, then text me. Life is too short and I won’t hold it against you

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Robbed by the same person too

[Non-Player Character 📍🚀 @selferasingguy]

@Bobkindson 😭😂😂they even told us it was an assessment

[Kindsxn @Bobkindson]

Biggest fooling of my last year was carving a tooth with a bar soap.

[SEUN PIZZLE @seunpizzle___]

Boys dey control 9 figures you dey check your babe phone if she dey cheat

[Dantala @Docfrosh]

In 300L Anat main exam, one guy in my class already set his “formation” to sit with his friend, one girl ran an entered between him and his friend and he ended up not sitting with that his friend, the exam was so tough he didn’t write anything, he slapped the girl after the exam

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

That unaware video them catch sabinus Dey refresh he sportybet app still Dey burst my head.

So those he skits calling out Manchester United for cutting he ticket na he real life experience? 😂😂😂

[Kelani🎀 @phreedaos7076]

What is it called when you know the emotions you're supposed to feel during certain situations but you're not feeling them even though you behave like you feel that way

[Non-Player Character 📍🚀 @selferasingguy]

@Austeen___ I never chop chief🙏🏾

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I really envy people that calmly talk
omo, my voice loud ehn any small thing, them don dey ask, "Why are you now shouting or "Who are you fighting?"

[Fiz @main_chracterr]

I love whatever seeing to the moon does to my heart

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Nah the moon been pretty as hell last 3 days

[Non-Player Character 📍🚀 @selferasingguy]

@Austeen___ Happy birthday chiefffff

[Kafaji Comps @KafajiComps]

What the FUCK is an “Unai Simon”

[Non-Player Character 📍🚀 @selferasingguy]

@Rahman_fak @Austeen___ Okay Rahmon Jago