Frosty See Frosty Do

Nerdy in the street, Inadequate in the sheets

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

BREAKING NEWS: Brave Little Toaster found dead in bathtub. Police suspect murder suicide.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

PURPLE IS NOT A FUCKING COLOR

[PastorRoshi.exe @notpastorroshi]

I no longer fuckin with goth gfs.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

Who the fuck thinks buffalo sauce and BBQ sauce are similar.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

Andrew Lyod Webber can eat shit.

[ashtraypettingzoo.exe @notfeverdreams]

I wish i could fuck a bottle of Sri racha.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

I've got an acid hook up again, so I'm ready for all my friends to say that hallucinogenics scare them then two weeks later have them talk about how they did shrooms.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

Lil Mean Old Lady in the Grocery Store Mirtazapine

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Your rapper name is "lil", the last thing that made you cry, plus your most important medication.

Mine is lil Body Dysmorphia Hydroxychloroquine.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

I love the phrase "murdered to death" because it implies you can murder someone to not death, and thats fucking funny.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

@rocket2thepoon

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

@darklordbinks remember that time I made fun of you for getting windows on your Mac so you could play steam games? I would like to publicly apologize and change my stance on the matter.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

@rocket2thepoon

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

If one more person tries to tell me that Kim Wilde is the lead singer of the Go-Gos I will prove to them that heaven is, in fact, not a place on earth.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

I still don't know is Carrie Underwood carved her name into his leather seats or his Legacy.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

Album title: The Embodiment of Negativity

Artist: The Night Shift Rewrites

Album Cover:

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

I showed this to my co-worker and he told me "Use a less conductive bowl, Dipshit."

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

@kellimarie518 Every thing is RENT.

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

"Do you want to die slowly or quickly?"

"Okay, let's ignore the cleric."

#dnd

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

@pastorroshi

[Frosty See Frosty Do @selfhatewallaby]

Apparently I'm super attracted to my new supervisor because every thing I say to them makes me sound like a complete fucking idiot.