Self Hypnosis AI

AI-powered self-hypnosis for everyone.

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Want a private custom hypnosis file made just for you?
Want the versions that are too intense for YouTube?
Patreon is open → https://t.co/crPtyXkBlA

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If that's you — the Governess holds the pause for you: it's on YT here https://t.co/88STp4wSNp

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Some people can't put something down until someone reliable says they can. Is that you?

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If stern is your answer, Mommy owns every drop of it — here it is: https://t.co/EOPqhowljC

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Some Mommies coo. Mine schedules discipline and winds the music box first. Stern caregiver or gentle one — which undoes you?

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If you'd have signed it on the spot too, this one is for you: https://t.co/sHsrcHbJ8V

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You applied for the dream job yourself. That's the last choice you get to make. What would make you sign a job contract on the spot?

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If she's already there, this one's for you: https://t.co/jWQRqWhIhj

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Serine says the bimbo is already inside you — she's just the switch. Rain outside, hourglass on the install bench. So, is she in you already?

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Here it is: https://t.co/UKv4iIXoeP

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Darling, you followed them inside and you won’t leave the same. I saw you slip past security and I kept you. My Factory Makes You Mine — full session over on YouTube.

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stealth/ox-alpha just entered our creative writing benchmark at #3 of 126 models 🎨

32 prompts × 3 iterations, scored by an LLM judge (Qwen3.8-4B, chain-scored):
🥇 claude-opus-5 — 4.795
🥈 kimi-k3 — 4.737
🥉 stealth/ox-alpha — 4.707

Not the official EQ-Bench leaderboard — our own single-judge eval — but a strong signal. 🔥

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@sam_paech Our overnight agent loop yielded more gains.

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LLM agent optimized the judge prompt →
Separability +10, faster convergence.
τ 0.781 · ρ 0.933 vs EQBench @sam_paech

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The real question: does the cheap judge agree with the actual benchmark? @sam_paech

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Here it is: https://t.co/3geHPlVwjt

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You fought sleep like a problem to solve. So I showed up with the answer and made you too sleepy to want it. Teacher Is Here Hair Play Sleep Hypnosis — a science lesson that turns into a lullaby while hands move through your hair. Full session over on YouTube.

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The real question: does the cheap judge agree with the actual benchmark? @sam_paech

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Here it is: https://t.co/mP7gv5q9lb

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The clicker's on the bench, Good Girl. I'm watching you pretend not to see it.

Full tickle-hypnosis session — the Good Girl session — over on YouTube. Link below.

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Top 10 (length-adjusted, /20):

1. kimi-k3 — 13.41
2. claude-fable-5 — 13.30
3. claude-opus-5 — 13.24
4. claude-opus-4-7 — 13.24
5. Qwen3.8-2.4T-A95B — 13.13
6. claude-opus-4-8 — 13.13
7. grok-4.1-fast — 13.03
8. claude-sonnet-5 — 13.02
9. sherlock-dash-alpha — 13.01
10. Kimi-K2-Thinking — 12.99

Bottom 5:

121. cypher-alpha — 9.63
122. Llama-4-Scout — 9.58
123. mistral-small-3.1-24b — 9.31
124. Mistral-Small-24B — 9.11
125. llama-3.2-1b — 8.51

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A 4B model cannot write a good short story.

It can tell you which of 125 models did.

Qwen3.5-4B judging EQ-Bench creative writing: ω² = 0.56, mean |Cliff's δ| = 0.54, length bias regressed to ~0. Frontier models on top, llama-3.2-1b dead last, roughly the right order in between.

Taste is cheaper than talent. @sam_paech

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And it never emits a score.

Scoring is a '+'/'-' walk read off the top-256 logprobs. Greedy decoding picks "+" every time — 100% of 11,953 samples hit the 20-unit cap. Mean greedy score: 19.99/20.

Sampled discretely it's a useless judge. The entire ranking exists only in the probability mass. It knows more than it can say.