jennyfer

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IG: @selfsoothing

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if you ask me spending $30 three times should not cost $90

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the hopscotch lineup dropping got me thinking about how I dropped the ball on our reletionship and hopped away from us. King Princess headlining reminded how I used to be your king and you were my princess, Truth Club had me feeling like I was never really truthful with you.

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@bathbinch finally someone said it

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best part of the party I was at last night was sitting in the kitchen while 3 men debated whether my long eyelashes were real or not

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uh oh

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please don't let me make another playlist for some guy

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growing up is not making kms jokes anymore and instead saying "I'm going to do something drastic and irreversible."

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I think my favorite thing about asheville is that 9 out of 10 people you meet here come from immense generational wealth

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born to be a cool fun sister forced to be varying degrees of estranged from all of my siblings

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Before Sunrise would've been more romantic if they exchanged instagrams and watched each others stories for 9 years

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turns out when you have a fulfilling social life and hobbies you stop caring so much about if your ex is dating someone new. I should have tried that sooner

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if you ask me for gum I give you a piece and you immediately complain that it's cinnamon I want you to spit it into my mouth

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I've said it once and I'll say it again, if you saw me crying at the party? no you didn't

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sorry for being earnest on the TL but I'm enjoying my life more now than I ever have. There is still so much I want but I have so many things now I used to dream of having :')

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it's looking like everyone who is or has ever been alive has viewed my instagram story except my crush so thats pretty upsetting

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millennials are obsessed with pockets

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if I don't eat a charcuterie board and have a dance floor makeout soon something bad will happen

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having a cat is so fun. I'm just in bed with this little critter

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this actually manifested several times over and I would like to rebuke this energy and inform the powers that be I do NOT want this

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I think me being people's second choice when they can't have who they actually want is gonna be huge this fall

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please don't let me make another playlist for some guy

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don't care didn't ask I'm in bed listening to 528 hz Anxiety Relief frequencies

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when I finally have potable water and can take a shower where its safe to get the water in my eyes and mouth and nose also any open wounds I might have it's over for you bitches