I MADE IT TO AMERICAN SOIL AND THE FIRST THING I DID WAS BUY AN EXTRA LARGE SPRITE FROM CHIC FIL A AND DRANK THE WHOLE BITCH.
EU “SODA” IS AN AFFRONT TO GOD
i accidentally pushed on a pull door and the f*cking genius behind me said “u gotta pull it” as if my next option was gonna be to start sucking on the door handle