ralskie

sometimes seal, sometimes human, always baller // it started out as a fic how did it end up like this

[ralskie @selkeigh]

I am just a small and innocent seal, not up to any trouble

[ralskie @selkeigh]

// it has been 5000 years but we FINALLY HAVE A SEAL EMOJI 🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

also I'm never here anymore but I hope you all are surviving 💙

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@thedevildoggrrl [splashes alluringly] Seeeeeals

It’s not like they’re bleeding into the water all the time! Besides, if you do get contaminated then you and Kailani can match

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@Jaegerqueen_ :(( You should make yourself a nice blanket nest and go to sleep!

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@thedevildoggrrl [sad seal puppy eyes] Maybe you don’t understand us...because you do not swim with us

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@Jaegerqueen_ There’s all sorts of weird stuff out in the ocean! I’m glad it never drifts up onto shore here. What about you? Any good adventures lately?

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@thedevildoggrrl Awww, it’s not that gross! There’s almost no toxins left in here. The fish are alive and everything.

[swims closer and squints] Do you not know how to swim?

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@Jaegerqueen_ MAKO 😍

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@thedevildoggrrl [dives underwater and then bobs up ten feet further away]

Swim with me! :3

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@thedevildoggrrl // I just saw the new movie so I had to check in on these shenanigans 💛

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@thedevildoggrrl [unrepentant chewing noises]

It is with the sea now ☺️

[ralskie @selkeigh]

[carefully deposits fresh fish and eels and the occasional seashell in front of people’s doors] 🎄🎁✨

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@Crocuttus [delighted barking as he is coated in sand]

[shakes] You should carve out a message to the dome! I bet they could see it across the beach

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@Crocuttus [beams] Lord of the jaeger flies!

[is trying to keep it balanced but also is bouncing]

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@sweaterrpuppies [cheerful cackling as he blows a raspberry on your abs]

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@handwritingofgd Oh , I thought you meant more so than usual recently. I don’t know how you hold all that math in there [sniffs your ear]

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@lovehandsyance @sweaterrpuppies [SQUEAKS and trills] Yancyyy! It’s a SECRET [grins] and you can’t look

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@sweaterrpuppies [snuffling continues, definitely tickling on purpose] You smell like you’ve been sitting shirtless next to the ocean so about like usual I guess

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@handwritingofgd No, not gulls. Black birds with creepy eyes. Also I fought a turtle [proudly displays a nick in one flipper]

Why is your brain mush?

[ralskie @selkeigh]

@sweaterrpuppies [sticks his cold, wet seal nose in your belly and snuffles]

Hmmmmm, definitely fishy