Derek Sellentin

“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna” -Lil Wayne

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

GBMFR☠️

[Aadan @JMurrayWrld]

Im actually DISGUSTED at jamal and jokic rn what the actual FUCK AM I WATCHING

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

RT if your team is in the Sweet 16 🔁

Regionals are set - lock in your tickets 🔒 #MarchMadness

👉 https://t.co/vwwja3MUka

[Pryce Sandfort @prycesandfort]

Shoutout to Husker Nation! Go Big Red❤️

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Little did these boys know

[DCinvestor @DCinvestor]

“YOu suFfER frOm TDS!”

must go really hard

when you’ve been forced to change your opinion on basically everything in the past year and moved your “red lines” 20 times

all while you still wear your red hat pretending it stands for anything other than a cult of personality

[Terry Larsen @larsen_terry]

Hey @jim_pillen Pillen, one of the first four killed in trump's bullshit war that you came out in vocal support of was from Bellevue, NE. Thanks for blindly supporting this war because trump told you to. Hope it's worth it to see Nebraskans paying the price for your love of trump

[Derek Sellentin @SellentinDerek]

@T3Bracketology That makes sense! Keep being goated!

[Derek Sellentin @SellentinDerek]

@RpsAgainstTrump Incredibly ironic for the party that has yelled free speech. Fuck ICE.

[Derek Sellentin @SellentinDerek]

@MLFootball Still have his jersey 15 years later 🥹🥹

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

PERCY HARVIN WAS A THREAT TO SCORE EVERY TIME THE BALL WAS IN HIS HANDS.

SPECIAL.

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

Blair Walsh

My stomach dropped like I was riding a rollercoaster and it stayed like that until I went to bed that night

I’ve never experienced a type loss like that before or since

[Zach Segars @Zach_Segars]

I generally root for greatness because I want to be able to say I saw the greatest team/player/game/moment ever

The OKC are an outlier for me, because everything they do is so wildly unlikable

From their flop+foul-based play style to this “tanking for me but not for thee” move

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Thomas Massie to Bondi : Why did you illegally redact names from the Epstein files?

Bondi: YOU HAVE TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. LOOK AT HOW GOOD THE STOCK MARKET IS DOING!

MAGA: Bondi just OWNED Thomas Massie. 🔥🔥🔥

These people are so fucking stupid.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Vikings fans driving home from their Super Bowl watch party remembering their team stuck with NINE over Sam Darnold

[Derek Sellentin @SellentinDerek]

@andykimball @PickensBurgh But still is part of the country at the end of the day meaning he’s not a foreigner. Sit down little boy

[Derek Sellentin @SellentinDerek]

@ptbt70 @BFW This really is the most Vikings shit ever not as surprising as one would think. Part 23768 of Vikings not being able to have shit

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

It amusing, the amount of excuses people (regular people) come up with for Trump's ineptness. MAGA's excuse for not getting their $2000 DOGE checks is because they say, Democrats were blocking Musk from doing his job.

Yet, the Republicans control every aspect of the government, the House, the Senate and the White House. They've got all the votes they need to pass whatever they want.

But, Trump didn't waste any time giving a trillion dollar tax cut to the rich. It was one of his most urgent acts. Well, when it comes to the common American citizen, that "Big Beautiful Bill" did more than give the richest people in America a huge tax cut.

It devastated the common American. Trump took away your healthcare, and every social program that you need to survive. But as far as the wellbeing of regular Americans, you can wait. You're not his biggest concern. You're not really that important.

So, why is he considered so great...and where's my check?