Megan Reis

petite.

[Megan Reis @sellwhenfamous]

Trial of one week?! She just rode the bannister up?! That one Nanny was stiff as a board as if she's dealt with Mary Poppins before?!
I'm going to bed.

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Close-up of their dog 23 min. into "Mary Poppins"
-very important.

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I am watching "Mary Poppins" for the first time. There were too many pieces from the torn up letter that went out of the chimney... what else has Mr. Banks been ripping up and throwing in the fireplace?

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Help:

Snuggies are just backwards robes?

Robes are just blankets you put your arms through?

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My review of “The Morning Show,” Episode 2:

Couldn’t find scarf, used nearest sweater.

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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Help:
Razor scooters = uncool
Motorized razor scooters: cool?

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Help:
Segways = uncool
Handle-less segways = super cool?

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Help:

Bicycles = averagely priced depending on style and cool?

Single wheeled, non-handled bicycles = averagely priced on style and dorky?

Motorized single wheeled, non-handled bicycles = very expensive and very cool?

[Megan Reis @sellwhenfamous]

Dear Sir,

I disagree; I think 11am is too early to be cat-called.

Sincerely, never reciprocated.

[Megan Reis @sellwhenfamous]

When it’s not Christmas:
Mr. Claus is golfing in Hawaii and
Mrs. Claus is dooming Women around the world with periods 🧐

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Flying over fireworks is like popping the balloons when you complete a level of “Rollercoaster Tycoon” on your PC.

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My Boyfriend and I spent several hours wondering how to say “Hello” to @nathanfielder at Magic Castle and chickened out. Maybe this will work?

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"I think on the other side of my butthole is a gate to hell." -Friend #bathroomwoes

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Was it ok to write "vagina?"

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When a good guy friend asks what you're doing today and you say "getting my vagina waxed."

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#oldvegas #SDIFBestofFest #sdif2016

Old Vegas rocked it Friday night!

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It's like when someone tells you to shave your beard, and then you're self conscious for the rest of the day. Jk!

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Someone cut ribbon at work, and then walked away... days ago. I ain't gettin' it.

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Finally Christoph Waltz plays a true villain, Walter Keane. #BigEyes #unfortunatelyitwasatruestory

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@staygosh nuffin'