Kayly 🫧

|🇵🇷| girl dinner enthusiast | born live in a seaside cottage, forced to work 35 hours a week

[Kayly 🫧 @sellyspice]

fly high 😩 we lost you too early 🙏🏼🕊 #RIP #Ashtray

[H. @4_hopeeee]

reacted 👍🏽 to “by mistake”

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[emi @myaerishines]

this is what being in a libido gap relationship is like

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

America tryna become the first fourth world country

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my duck wife if we were kissing and in love

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[vinnie .𖥔 ݁ ˖˚. ᵎᵎ @sioseul]

don’t understand why asian people got the stinky food stereotype because my white coworkers lunches smell like they boiling missing people

[Chris Jaxon Speaks 🌹 @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

And that money will slowly disappear the moment she quits her job.

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[emers @vagainai]

when I was like 19-22 I was like “I cannot BELIEVE I was reading smut at 11 that fucked me up in SO MANY WAYS IM SURE” but like as I get older I do think think that maybe it was actually a good way for me to explore my sexuality in a way that was not looking at people having sex

[jen @jnnibee]

a little girl was raped, impregnated multiple times, murdered and dismembered and you fucking losers are debating whether you can still listen to his music or not.

[MadamAdam @browndwarf6]

why they use one shark as a headrest

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

how do you see this and not want an immediate cultural revolution