Sel Thee Stallion 🍫

here for fun 😉

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

5/20 🎉♉️ #imthebirthday

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

Lmao I can’t be on Love Island because I’ll honestly move like Huda 😂😂😂

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

lol idk how to feel about this comment 😂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Whoever invented the jean jacket got a forever customer in millennial women.

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

😂😂😂

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

Me today 😂😂

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[Air @ayoair]

If you never shopped at Jimmy Jazz, Conway, Pathmark, Modells, or never had a regents test in high school, or a green metro card, you can’t claim you’re from NYC

[alistgworl @alistgworl]

niggas can’t stomach a girl going cold on them, I think it’s so funny 🤣🤣

[miia @miiagarro]

i am not flirting with you, i'm just very pretty and charismatic

[yanna @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

Lmaoo this is wild!! 😂

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

I couldn’t be on Love Island I’d want some head idk if they allow that

[Shanseea ❤️‍🔥 @Shansworld_]

I must go

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

men dont appreciate a good bra & panty set. "TAkE tHeSe OfF" did you even look at it

[Shanseea ❤️‍🔥 @Shansworld_]

Wasting bad bitch years on food, smh….

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

calculating if i can survive till payday.😭

[BlakeIANA🤸🏽‍♀️ @soblakeofher]

I like a nigga in charge, I like fucking the boss!!🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️

[Thee Stallion Base @StallionBase_]

Megan Thee Stallion in new Instagram post!

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲💗 @Urfv_shammy]

i love a man that genuinely fw me all day, everyday checking in, calling, texting, face time, pulling up...i can handle my own, but it's something special about a man who makes you feel wanted & thought about ♡

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Your job as a man is to make sure I don’t need another man for anything.

[Sel Thee Stallion 🍫 @selmita__]

Lmaooo welp 😂

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

i love a man who initiates things "you busy this weekend? i was hoping we could go wine tasting" not these "when am i seeing you"😒...my type

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

can't wait to be choked by a hand that has our wedding ring on