selena

I hide my pain with humor

[Brian Smith @brianrobtsmith]

Florida was destroyed by overdevelopment

[Florida Living (JustOh) 🇺🇸 @myacatt51]

Must have been amazing to see Florida before it became so over-developed.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

LEAVE THEM ALONE.!!!!!!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: "The unemployment rate has rarely been higher in the past 20 years among professionals under 35 with advanced degrees," per WSJ

[Justin @PootieWayne]

Pelicans fired Willie Green so that they could hire Orlando Willie Green

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Nobody talks about how remote work helps reduce the stress caused by annoying coworkers and micromanagers.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A former FedEx driver, Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to capital murder and aggravated kidnapping in the killing of 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been officially sentenced to death.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The state with the highest inflation rate over the past 5 years, is Florida, btw.

[Huncho Hoops @HunchoHoops]

GET THIS MAN A COACH & POINT GUARD!

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Delta passengers when spirit passengers get on the plane

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GAS PRICES IN FLORIDA THIS WEEK?!?!?!

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Florida is unaffordable.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I met my wife on MyChart

[THE PRINCE OF PANACHE👽 @ploppymeep]

the downside of being born and raised in florida is that it’s my home and it’s hard for me to imagine living anywhere else, but at the same time i HATE it here i HATE LIVING IN BUM ASS FLORIDA!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

I am living adderall to adderall

[Trevor Bortles @TrevBort904]

New @Jaguars 2027 Orlando HQ

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA.
Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.