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potty humor

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

A homeless man asked me for a cigarette and I had to explain that I vape now, humiliating both of us.

[abs @seltzerabby]

Amtrak cancelled my trip because of Taylor swifts fuckass wedding

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

im crying man

[abs @seltzerabby]

@on_the_dead_ @IsaiahAbraham_ Uh oh….

[abs @seltzerabby]

Nothing like running into the ex at kgb bar

[abs @seltzerabby]

My therapist says I’m like if Michael Scott were a beautiful girl

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

tweets when you hit the translate Hebrew button

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

sometimes when i’m on a date i be like damn i’d be a good escort

[abs @seltzerabby]

Life is so peaceful when you don’t have to pretend to be interested in film

[n @jesusmokedganj]

I feel like gypsy rose in those clips anytime I try to be sexual

[abs @seltzerabby]

Organizing the office snacks from least to most anorexic

[scarlett🪾 @lettpoupette]

how I treat someone’s pathetic son when I’m in love

[t3mple is seeing cortis @catyufan]

they don't even make boyfriends anymore

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

Animals dressed in medieval armor

[abs @seltzerabby]

@saintkikismith I <3 being a woman in GLAM

[abs @seltzerabby]

If I stumble upon one more LinkedIn think piece written by a very specific individual I will self immolate.

[Helena @saintkikismith]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

[abs @seltzerabby]

Accidentally said “six seven” in an interview for a job that I’m woefully under qualified for

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Bill showing up to a coed adult cheerleading competition