Seltzer Agua Papi

“You can catch flys wit honey but you can catch more hunnies being fly”

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@BrianKnights3 Love that place

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@chiimaxcampaign Ohhh gotcha gotcha. Sorry, been a very long day…

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[project hail breezy 👽 @lifeisbreezy]

“this edible ain’t shit”

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@JackMac Test it out and let us know

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Idris Elba has been knighted 🗡️

He is now Sir Idris Elba

[Trevor Fraley @illustrevor]

"I frew up"

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Hot box the car all day

[paul williams @paulwillFGP]

Nobody:

Odell and Smith Schuster during pregame warmup

[IGN @IGN]

Avengers: Doomsday trailer expected tomorrow. https://t.co/VWfY8caKQM

[trevy @chillextremist]

(Jar Jar Binks voice) weesa come to dis place for magic

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

Woof

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

Venable said Murakami might be out a couple of weeks.

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

MIGUEL VARGAS!

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The Rate is rocking!!!!

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@OhioTate “Mid date cock block”

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

It begins…

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Munetaka Murakami left tonight’s game with right hamstring tightness. He is undergoing further evaluation.

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@JohnRichTV @DannyJConrad Considerate human responses from John rich 👏👏👏

[Seltzer Agua Papi @seltzeraguapapi]

@CinemaTweets1 One BIG problem: gal gadot

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

How it feels being a White Sox fan in 2026 after years of depression