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Trying to make Twitter ✨work for me✨ again on @attemptoamanda
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@readwithcindy @shadowandbone_ @archierenaux CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED TROPE!!! I will die on this hill!!!

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@MavenofHonor My mom & I went through airport security at the same time as @MoRocca. I asked my mom, “Hey, isn’t that the guy from ‘I Love the 80’s’?” She replied, “Yeah, I think so.” Fin.

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@caitiedelaney TAG🤮

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@JeffreeStar An entire zodiac collection plzzz

[BlackHalt @BlackHalt]

Cat vs Dog challenge

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@sbstryker The Black Parade @MCRofficial

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@theyearofelan Tired cracker 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[RODEOHOUSTON @RODEOHOUSTON]

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Walking into the shower this morning like:

[Houston Astros @astros]

The 🧡 of a city!

#TakeItBack

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@Super70sSports Duhhhh

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@TomballISD Any updates??

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@APerlmutter22 And a few pairs of boots never hurt anybody 😉

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@APerlmutter22 Ahhhh congrats!!!!!

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Good morning to everyone, especially the members of Hoobastank

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🎵iT’s LikE wOrKinG oN LaBoR dAy🎶
My life continues to resemble an @Alanis Morissette song

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My life in a tweet.

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

You ever wake up and see a candle you left burning and you’re like woah I almost burnt the house down but also wow what a stellar candle it’s still burning 12 hours later

[Jill @JillHurley18]

White Claw: we’re 5% ABV and trendier than beer

Natty Seltzer: we’re 6% ABV, fuck you White Claw

PBR Seltzer: we’re 8% ABV and you don’t have to be embarrassed by being caught with a Natty post-college

Four Loko Seltzer: WE’RE 14% ABV AND THERES A 50% CHANCE YOU DIE