Schimmy Puffet

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@KMSharp72 @NYCMayor Is Wembanyama going to hit 25 tonight…coulda been clutch iscelll if he hit 25 points the other night…….😾🐿️

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@NHL But anyway…..they might need to bring Derek Jeter out of retirement, superimpose Aaron Judge’s face on Jeter…….all he needed to do was score a home run……had the money line, 5strikeouts, and Goldschmidt scored a home run…….

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@NHL What if I suck my own dick? #FLYvalanche #flyers #avalance #stanleycup26

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@NHL ……the flyers were fuckin killin it in OT…..the hurricanes won………

Great matchup to watch though!

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@NHL 18 years for contempt mister puffet….

Awwww man.

Come on!

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@NHL UrbanGardens USA….

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@NHL Like what if I fucking shit in a parking space and smear my name in feces along the ground. Like a designated parking space…..🥲🌺🌼🪻🌸🪷🌻🥀🌹🌷💐plant some flower seeds from like homedepot or sumshyyyyyyyyt….

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@NHL If I don’t win (PHI-money line & COL-puck line -1.5;2leg parlay) tonight I’ll fight a parking ticket in a municipal court somewhere and commit contempt in the flesh.

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@Avalanche Avlanche got the puckline on lokkkkkkeeeehhhhddddddddd.

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Ready 😤

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@AOC And entrapment-slavery is ok? Terrorist riots are ok? Oh wait your specific endeavor is for in the defense of Iran. Don’t mind me then. Entrapment/slavery and riots don’t bother you. iiiiiiiight. Good luck with that! Take care sweetheart!

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Happy Father’s Day

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@IvankaNews_ PUSH XANAX. JACK WHIPS.

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@iamcardib pardon me for the jokes that Machcinski hazing plantation and Fleming welfare checkup entrapment caused. The Lucchese gambling bust could possibly be useful in lubing up the Irish mafia of Pennsylvania (DanFrost). Of which Fleming is 9+ years overdue on. #machcinski

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#yanks are going to win today.

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