AJ

[AJ @semajruhtra]

The fact that you have to wade through piles of takes just to get basic information on a trade is why Hockey Twitter is the worst Twitter.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

Patrick Kane vs. Cam Ward. I'm feeling pretty good about my chances of survival.

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

The best hockey player born on your birthday has to score on a breakaway to save your life. The goalie he's facing is the starter for the Stanley Cup champs the year you graduated high school.

Do you live to see tomorrow?

[AJ @semajruhtra]

And then what happened?

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

My man out here losing two rings with one stone

[AJ @semajruhtra]

I'm probably cursing this out of existence, but I want a NYI/VGK final. Guaranteed hot crowd every night, it'd be super fun.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

Bad NHL officiating and Marchessault being a giant piss baby. Name a more iconic duo.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

Maple Leafs rn #pain

[AJ @semajruhtra]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Knight Time in Florida. #FlaPanthers

[AJ @semajruhtra]

The Panthers coming back from a 3-1 series deficit, all the while sowing multiple levels of chaos, would be peak Florida Man.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

MJF rolling out here in his Burger King crown lol

[AJ @semajruhtra]

Real talk: Renee Paquette as host of NHL on TNT/TBS, or we riot.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

@whyhockey Especially when Chicago themselves are doing what they're doing without both Toews and Dach up the middle. Expectations should be sky high for this Panthers team.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

The Tim Peel discourse is a prime example of why I don't blog about hockey anymore. "Somebody said the quiet part out loud? Let's wring our hands, say how disgusted we are about this thing we all know happens, and come up with terrible ideas that won't make anything better."

[AJ @semajruhtra]

Kenny made a dud bomb on purpose to be a troll, Eddie passed out because of the stress and now he's going on a mission to break Kenny Omega's fingers for making him look stupid.

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

Give me your best or worst "why Eddie Kingston was selling" theories.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

@SeanRossSapp Always great to tell donks to hit the bricks, preferably at full speed.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

This was obviously a lie, and anyone who follows the NHL would know, because the Kraken will not be released until the 2021-22 season.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

@masterravenfl The same person attempted to hijack WGN Channel 9 a couple hours earlier during the sports segment of their 9pm news. Their images got through, but the audio didn't. You can hear the sports anchor get annoyed. I think you can find that on YouTube too.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

In light of recent news, has anyone brought attention to the fact that Joe Thornton is the last active player to score a goal or point at Maple Leaf Gardens?

[AJ @semajruhtra]

@whyangiewhy I give it another week before I delete the app and enter deep sleep again.

[AJ @semajruhtra]

I guess I am back on Twitter

[AJ @semajruhtra]

@HockeyBabbler Congratulations Babs! I am also pleased to see this video referenced.