mattress

full time raccoon - professional third wheel

[mattress @semattis]

Things I hear my kids say at school, a thread.

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@crumbl 🍪 👩‍🍳

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“Don’t even get me started on funeral potatoes”

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“You’re 33” “yes I am” “ok you’re being sarcastic”

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“I won’t whistle at a girl, but scalloped potatoes.. absolutely”

[mattress @semattis]

8 years of Sarah Mattress

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All I want is crackle nail polish

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This is what I thought I was buying vs what I actually bought

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The drive from uniontown to cal will always bring me happiness

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tell me you have sick parents without telling me you have sick parents

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7 years ago I started watching @theofficetv for the first time. A great day.

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The best day of the year!!!

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when they panned out to the finalists all hanging from mirror balls #DWTS

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@ambermartelli95 treat yo self

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It’s the no context of this for me

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What’s worse?

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Missing my 30 min drive to work bc I could listen to more @taylornation13

The 5 min drive is great (just not on ts days)