Musembi

Probably not what your ex warned you about. Naturally irresistible💯

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Your absence is felt every day, but your love continues to guide us. Remembering you on your heavenly anniversary, Grandma. 🤍

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Bro,
If the deal is illegal, never involve a girl no matter how much you love her. A real man protects the woman he loves, not drags her into trouble. 💯

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Ndio broke bois tunaingia town kuona kama unga ya leo itapatikana, Super Metro kila mtu amekunja uso na ni 7 am, wamama wananukia vizuri, Mimi nimejipuliza Doom asubuhi aghalau ninukie vizuri, nainua kichwa hivi natazama mawingu kwa huzuni najiuliza, tutawahi penya kweli majamaa?

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I just told her she's low-hanging fruit, and she was like, 'Thanks.' I bet she only heard the word 'fruit.'

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Shida ya kulelewa in the badlands, where the only guaranteed thing is suffering, is that it consumes you. Things like kindness become strange. Ndiyo maana sahii dem akiniambia, "You're a good man," huwa naanza kujichunguza,naonanga ni kama nimekua fala. Hatujazoea hii maneno aki.

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End month on a weekend! Sisi wa mjei ndio tunaingia kejani, side moja naona vijana wakisema laptop inafai kuwa imewaka saa hii ni ya dj, yaani you mean mshaa enda sherehe! It hasn't been a good July but we hope for a better August. Walalalhoi fraternity swali inabakia kuwa jamo.

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The older I get, the more I realise that exposure is one of the greatest privileges a person can have, to witness different lives, meet people who think differently, see evidence that reality is much larger than the tiny corner you've experienced...

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I starved around people who have serious money. I never got mad at them even once, I got motivated because I knew their money wasn't mine. Heal from entitlement, your successful friends and relatives owe you nothing. Work for yourself.

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One day, you wake up and realize the tired man who used to leave home before sunrise and return after sunset isn't your father anymore, it's you. Rem, Deep beneath the ground, effort feeds the hidden seed,
Bloom waits for the sun.

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Nimepost mpoa alafu jamaa fulani akacomment Mbappe playing Murang'a Seal😭kwani nakaa aje majamaa

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Your boyfriend looking broke? Tell him I’m offering Girlfriend’s Day loans. Approval depends on how desperate he is😆

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Lakini hii mambo ya kuenda hell hunishtua sana.
Tell me how utaenda same hell na mtu anararape watoto na the only thing umefanya ni kuadmire Porsche cayenne ya boss pale Kiambu Road.

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Women huambia married men “aki unajua haufanyi poa” as they pull their thongs aside. But let’s blame men for cheating scandals.

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Niliwai katalia na dem akona knocked knees na I was just horny nilikuwa nataka nikule kwa giza, I was so disappointed with myself mahn. I was like, “Huyu dem namfanyia favour na haoni.”

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She just told me I’m going to be a father soon. She doesn’t even know I’m not a Catholic. ☠️

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I think '“sijiskii” should be considered a formal and nice way of declining an invite ju sometimes huwa sijiskii😔

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@Stanleywzsb 😆

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Ngwai nayo ntaacha tu ikiisha kwa dunia, rehab ni wewe😎🤗

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"Aki babe stima zilipotea na sikuwa nimecharge simu" and other short stories....

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Some nights I pray with words. Some nights I just sit in the dark and let God read my silence. He's fluent in both.

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Wishing you a morning that's as positive as your outlook on life. Good morning!