Semi-Automatic Dave

I make observations that some find offensive. Opinions are my own, and I will not apologize. Over educated, underpaid.

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@ScarlettGrace92 Watching the Grammys is bad for your health.

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@klara_sjo Almost to a T. Hits real close to home.

So much buffering.

😂

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@morganisawizard Stunning!!!

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@realpeteyb123 She’s always looked a little “off” to me….

I used to assume it was the alcohol.

But she might also just be the devil, in a Walmart disguise.

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@BookofMarkAL @ThePatriotOasis Probably not, tbh….

Coming soon: That pendulum is gonna swing back reallll hard. It always does.

Just an outside observer tho. So who knows.

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@ThePatriotOasis At the end of the day, this dudes greatest claim to fame will be having dated Kendall.

His music is garbage. His opinion is worthless.

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@JimMcMurtry01 @gddub No child is in the wrong body.

Any child that thinks they might be, has been surrounded by the wrong adults.

I don’t understand how we’re spending government resources, talking about this….

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@thegoldenmuzzy Oh, pro sports isn’t scripted? Not even a little?

Okay then.

Goalie fight. 5-5 tie. Two teams miles apart in the standings.

Sure.

Well played, Gary.

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@iAnonPatriot Dude, you’ve been on here for how long?

What liberals are doing in Canada, should never come as a surprise.

Feel like we still in the early days too.

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I can hardly afford my morning coffee. How the fuck do you think I can afford another kid?

Literally everything is through the roof right now.

Have recently been looking to add another product to my mix. Material costs in the US are literally 60% less, even accounting for the dogshit exchange.

Canadians are getting bent over right now.

All the while, we’re mostly importing the next generation. And that seems to be going great. 😞

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@bettybloodclot I could be mistaken, but I don’t think trucks were falling over as much, 15-20 years ago? I used to drive that stretch all the time….

What changed!? 🤔

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Nobody should find it odd. Not even a little.

Gary is a smart guy. Absolute fuckin dweeb. But still smart. He knows where the money comes from. And the agenda has been there all along.

Look no further than his embarrassing amount of commitment to a team in Arizona.

Pro sports are a business. Somebody is always in charge at the final whistle.

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This is cool. I guess.

But let’s maybe keep the focus on how much of an epic failure this game is, in terms of outdoor stadium series. Literally didn’t know it was on, until I logged onto X. And the fact that it’s happening in Florida, is comical.

There’s literally no more room for growth in the game down there. The league has already gifted them all the cups.

Can we take a moment, and remember how amazing the first several outdoor games were? Subzero temperatures. The snow was flying. This is absolute trash.

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It’s so awesome to see a dog who can post better content than me. It makes me feel dumb as shit. But I’m also a big fan of dogs, so I’m good with this being the reality.

All of that said, I’m pretty sure that AOC isn’t the only criminal in office. In fact, if you look up really high up on that government tree….

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@AVGirl4Life If AOC is unfit to be in office, she’s probably still trending above the bar for being mentally fit to be in my bedroom.

Longtime fan. And the floor is low.

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@ldl716 Ya, but 2025 was the year. Until it wasn’t.

Boston just loves fleecing the Leafs.

He’s still so fuckin young, too.

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@TOSportsAdam It’s January dude.

The Atlantic division will be mostly irrelevant soon enough.

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@Tablesalt13 It must be so awesome, to either be completely intoxicated, or THAT mentally vacant, but still have the ability to put your random thoughts in front of the entire world.

This is absolute insanity, on full display.

Brain degeneration at its finest.

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These scenes were not common place, until fairly recently. I can’t quite put my finger on what changed. But it might have something to do with India, and seemingly open borders.

The fact that there are folks out there who are profiting off of this scam, makes it that much harder.

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@LaciMarieKnight Just keep doing what you do. Get under Dean Blundell’s skin a little more too if you can.

Love watching that radio show bully squirm.