Marquis de Slaad

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Say what you will about an Oxbridge education, it certainly equips its graduates to reveal where they went to university

[Lena @chancevisitors]

Trying to find a job but we literally don't have them in the UK anymore?

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

Edinburgh is obviously Britain's second city. No serious person can doubt this.

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

@lifeisnotanovel a) it's an english degree b) it specifically allows for a third of all material in exams to cover works in translation c) there are extremely few mandated texts (and they're all before the early modern period)

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

@ladyliege an aside but this hair is so fab

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

The certainty premium is a well understood concept and you all need to stop acting stupid

[YouGov @YouGov]

If you had a choice between instantly receiving £50,000 or a 50% chance to win £1m, which would you pick?

£50,000: 73%
50/50 chance of winning £1m: 21%

[Soiled Ballot @soiledballot69]

Every pupil at my school in 2010 was very aware of how this shit would turn out and the guy who betrayed us all over it is pretending to not have realised until now

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

@hornungr1 like we know this empirically we know what the ppeists have done can we let the art historians have a go

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

@boyracerrollbar how do you feel about the wearable fans that go around your neck

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

some of you on here are engaging in this behaviour

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

I'm doing autism and Christianity research that academia refuses to acknowledge.
"But Jon, how do you know they have autism?" I hear you cry.
Well, they are attending an Anglican prayer service in RuneScape, so there is a pretty good chance at least a few of them are.

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

Helen of Troy

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

wes streeting I am going to wander the country in some dystopian manner involuntarily jabbing fat people at the checkouts

[sami landri ❤️‍🔥 @sami_landri]

I just showed the Modelland song to my bf and asked if it was « that Icelandic singer » 👁️🫦👁️

[lizzie mackarel @lizziemackarel]

anneliese midgley to be announced as secretary of state for boygenius

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

book so good i HAVE to gatekeep it 😅

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

I think it’s time we blame that fuckass cat for the amount of prime ministers we’ve had

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

women with arms

[Lgtv @LGTV2_0]

What is type of albums called

[tea stoner (she/her) 📚 58/50 @bookbeduion]

This is so insane

[Marquis de Slaad @semicolonstan]

Listening to Italians say fast food places…

Kai Ef seea… tago bhelle