i literlaly can’t even focus on any of the other new god portraits for hades 2 bc they gave us long haired hypnos and he’s all i can focus on look at him
Instead of a full blown romance larian should give my durge the option to stab and kiss gortash when hes dying on his arms and whisper "i dont remember you. But you feel like home. Like you were mine." And gortash replying "i am. Always." Before he dies fr.
current run (so far):
Tieflings: dead
Druids: dead
Goblins: dead
Lae’zel: dead
Karlach: dead
Halsin: dead
Isobel: dead
Jaheira: dead
Wyll: left
Astarion: ascended
Tav: vampire spawn
Shart: dark justiciar
Gale: vibing in camp idk
Minthara: 30, flirty, and thriving
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow