Semi-Professional Grifter

Fake grifter. Real links.

a professional parody.

I accept BTC: bc1qpt0d4rswdkk4hg6rn8tkae6j54apyezd7tt3py

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

Anthropic release Fable 5 into the world

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

If you know me, you know I'm committed to truth and fairness. Here's the truth. Not a single authentic user on X saw IBM’s, Comcast’s, or Oracle’s ads next to the content in Media Matters’ article. Only 2 users saw Apple’s ad next to the content, at least one of which was Media Matters. Data wins over manipulation or allegations. Don't be manipulated. Stand with X.

[Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger]

The media say X is placing Apple, IBM, and other ads near pro-Nazi content, but it's not. We tried various ways to replicate Media Matters' research and couldn't. The real goal of Media Matters isn't to fight antisemitism. It's to destroy X as a free speech platform.

[hoeem @hooeem]

𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐄-𝟏: 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 $DOGE 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬
(I’ve been doing some reading)

The first mission to space paid entirely through the blockchain.

This space machine is going to be the first space thingy to display ads on it.

Ads from space, streamed to earth, paid by crypto, holy f*cking sh*t that’s cool.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭?
It’s stupidly cool and the tradfi nerds won’t have a scooby.

“DOGE-1 includes a space billboard that hosts ad images that are then taken by a satellite-mounted camera and broadcast to Earth.”

Yup yup, it will be doing this while orbiting the moon.

DOGE to the moon is the ultimate meme.

We long the memes.

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐄-𝟏 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦?

With $DOGE.

Don’t tell me it doesn’t have utility anymore.

Hahahaha.

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭?

Probably soon as it’s due to launch January 2024.

We long $DOGE with you @elonmusk!

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

@CryptoProject6 It's a balance, and there is no perfect balance point.

If you use XMR, then there isn't much anyone can do (or to help you with), as far as I know. Bitcoin can be traced, but not frozen, until you send it to a CEX. 🤷‍♂️

[Crypto Eagles @CryptoProject6]

I really condemn this loss and happy coz most of the money is safe but I have a question @cz_binance
In fiat banks, everyone say that those guys can freeze money at any time without any reason
How crypto is better if someone can still freeze our personal wallet??

Simple question

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Executives from a client were lured on a 'business trip' to Montenegro, where they were abducted and forced to empty their wallets. Total loss ~$12.5m.

We investigated the on chain activities and reached out to our partners earlier today to have the wallet frozen, as all of the funds were taken in USDT and transferred to a Tron wallet. We managed to freeze about $11.8m of the $12.5m stolen.

Real event. Stay #SAFU. 🙏

[hoeem @hooeem]

Simple systems for people to navigate a crypto bull market for the first time:

First stage:
- Bitcoin price will rise.
- Bitcoin dominance will rise.
- Alt-coins get destroyed.

Second stage:
- Ethereum plays catch-up.
- Ethereum takes the lead.
- Alts get excited.

Third stage:
- Capital rotates to alt-coins.
- Look at the ones that did well compared to the rest in stage one + two.

Fourth stage:
- Dump your crypto gains.

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

#Bitcoin dominance cheat sheet.

Bookmark this post for future reference.

[IncomeSharks @IncomeSharks]

Update on the #Microcaps. No rugs so far (no memes), average trade up around 56% (positive overall). Adding to winners trending up.

Strongest trending right now (HOLDING): #0XL $AIX
Strong ones on dips (BUYING): $TOOLS $TRENDX
High risk (SMALL GAMBLE): $FIRE $RBET $XLOTTO

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Caroline Ellison of FTX admits that Sam bribed Chinese officials with $100M to unfreeze their assets, purposely tried to scam Saudi investors in the final days of FTX, intentionally tried to sic regulators on Binance to destroy his competition, and it's only lunchtime.

[Jesse Olson @JesseOlson]

I've been trading #Bitcoin long enough to have seen this pattern before.
• Topping pattern with bearish divergence ✅
• Price puts in a lower high (higher probability)
• Both times in the past, $BTC retraced to this target area below
• After finding support, price took off to the upside

Will it happen again?

[Casus Belli @casusbellii]

Looks like french air force is deploying a significant ammount of jets to support the withdrawal in #Niger

[IncomeSharks @IncomeSharks]

How to trade based on your Crypto Twitter feed

BUY - Doomsday posts, FUD, memes, angry comments
HOLD - Quality charts, good content, actual analysis
SELL - Car pics, watch pics, wild price predictions

[IncomeSharks @IncomeSharks]

Seeing a large account selling their watch and car would definitely register as a BUY signal

[SlumDOGE Millionaire @ProTheDoge]

Guys I’m so poor and lost everything because look at this headline it says I only have $50,000 dollars left.

Should I give out an ETH address and ask for donations?

🥺😥😭

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

I wonder who else in the world has consumed $13 million worth of amphetamines.

[Semi-Professional Grifter @SemiProGrifter]

Lol 😭

[Coinfessions @coinfessions]

Almost a decade ago I took advantage of a kid and scammed him out of a Karambit Scorched (CSGO Skin), I remembered that recently, found the tx in my Steam trading history, connected with him and sent him 20 ETH.