Maia The 🐝

M.Rosa. Queer A-spec Lesbian. Halfie FilAm 🐝. 🌿Chemist. She/them. Unstable Marshmallow. I've never been a natural all I do is try try try.
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[leo 🌷 @bloodthinnerboi]

idgaf about realism have buck make a deal with a crossroads demon to get bobby back

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@kylebuchanan I can’t even remember the last time I had a good movie convo on here

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@bedjuno @emily116571 @Rosetheswift Saying you’re an eagles fan does tho

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@RBarobax @nise_yoshimi Generous to think they can parse animal farm

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

It’s actually crazy to me bc 15-20 years ago we were constantly talking about 1984 and now the surveillance state is just the reality we’ve accepted and gone smooth brained about

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

No legit cause surveillance state is also about public reporting

People straight up forget 1984 it’s wild

[Shakira @jodecicry]

At any given time when you’re in public you could be right next to a snitch that’s crazy

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@alyssakeiko There were unspeakable crimes committed but murder was not one of them

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

Made good use of my copay dollars by dedicating 20min to dissecting wicked with my therapist this session

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@alyssakeiko My dad and his second exwife had an updown duplex with two kitchens which was actually great both when they were married and for the three years it took them to finalize their divorce lol

[Nina vs. the World @ninamonei]

“This makes me uncomfortable and therefore it’s bad and I am assuming something terrible will happen if I don’t punish it so I am violently reacting to it in order to feel safer” is literally just being a cop.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The ammunition used in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare's CEO had writing on it that read, "deny," "defend" and "depose," an AP source says. https://t.co/eSH30WzdMo

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@jeeyonshim Go for the easy wins!! Do the simplest tasks on your to-do list to get that dopamine hit to get you started and then once you’re in the groove do the task that sparks your brain the most to keep it going

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

(lol we finalized it on Election Day so I have not been able to enjoy it and also it really has been a long time coming bc our terrible ex-director basically set all of us back a year since we had to clean up her mess so I’m still bitter. But I AM pleased really)

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

My promotion got officially announced at work today and everyone’s like omg congrats finally it’s been a long time coming so all day long it’s been https://t.co/nWcNlbbRh0

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

remember when henry kissinger died on spotify wrapped day last year

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

a spotify wrapped day miracle

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@AppleTV If you really wanna hold space you’d greenlight season 3

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

They’re gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHC’s unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

Director: ugh I just got the ER bill from when I got hit by a car on my bike guess how much it was
Me: idk $20k?
Him: 😮 how did you know that?? It was $21k!!
Me: yeah dawg I know the cost of healthcare in America it fucking sucks

[Maia The 🐝 @semirose]

@My4EverWorld @samlymatters I don’t think you understand what a targeted attack means