Robyn

Local Idiot

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

This guy sucks and my theory is that putting him in the handsome lad ping pong movie was a mistake because it made young people think they had to care what he says ? for some reason

[dank @cptdankkk]

Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality

"My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one"

"When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family because they were now vintage Chanels"

"Most people if you go look in your closet it's full of crap you don't need. Don't buy the crap, buy the good stuff and just buy less of it"

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@bejohnce Philly screening please I beg

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Forever haunted by running into a high school friend who worked this ogre's campaign (pre and post stroke). He told me he basically taught JF how to talk again. I said he wasn't fit for office. Then my friend's wife yelled at me. Oops! I was right.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

We asked Sen. John Fetterman why he didn't sign onto the letter with all his Democratic colleagues calling for an investigation into the strike on the Iranian girls school.

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@OJoelsen @AOC @as_someone_who @jelvis8 @ZeroSuitCamus

[Handala Relief Project @Handala_Relief]

Tomorrow, we will be distributing more than 100 hot meals to displaced families in the Yaffa Camp in Gaza.

These meals were an almost impossible wish for families here. They have been deprived of this food for more than two years, but thanks to your donations, we have been able to provide it once again.

This would not have been possible without your support, and we will continue to do more and more every day.

Please donate and share.
https://t.co/D4HjefqNkg

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Two things can be true. Three things can be true. Five things can be true. Eight things can be true. I think you'll find eleven things can be true. Any rational adult can see sixteen things can be true,

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@mindyisser Try vodka in a spray bottle! Works for most smells and bacteria

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Where did Helen Gym go I was really rooting for her lol

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Thanksgiving is a stupid holiday because it's inconvenient to me specifically

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Went to the bar and saw a guy in a Blood Meridian tshirt. Crazy times we're living in man.

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

So annoying that you have to take care of yourself literally every single day

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@PhiladelphiaGov @PhillyMayor

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@PhiladelphiaGov @PhillyMayor Mayor you gave your comms director a 27% raise which means that A) you have the money and B) tweets like this one are more important than living wages for your city's essential workers (and the health happiness and safety of all your residents). Nice job clown!

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@mindyisser DMing you!

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@nicolesnyder @lesbeyotch @JeffProbst OH MY GODDDDDD

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Roommate left the house but came back because he forgot something.... did he hear me belting out Lucinda Williams in the bathroom... who can say

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Last night I watched a customer yell at pizza guys for way too long about something stupid and the person kept saying "I'm a law student" as though that made everything she said legally binding. Awesome.

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

@SenFettermanPA @JohnFetterman You are an embarrassment to PA and a horrible person. You're a grifter and you suck at your job. You are actively ruining so many people's lives (all over the world!!) and I hope you lose everything and fade into obscurity someday soon.

[Robyn @semisemiperfect]

Crushes are disgusting and harmful