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@TrevorLane I would be so thrilled if Max got traded back to the Lakers in 47 minutes.

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I wonder if the umpire feels out of place being the only non-Japanese guy in the frame. #NLDS #ohtani #darvish #higashioka

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At the rate that the Padres keep adding rally animals, my office is going to end up looking like the San Diego Zoo. #RallyMantis #RallyGoose #DancingPeacock #sandiegochicken #LFGSD #ForTheFaithful @Padres @NationPadres #KTF #BeatLA

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Congratulations to Shohei Ohtani for being the third best baseball player of Japanese descent to play in tonight’s Padres/Dodgers game! @faridyu @the_higster #LFGSD #padres

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I love it when @PEZCandyUSA spoils movie secrets through their dispensers. I guess we now know that Phase Five of the @Marvel Cinematic Universe will end when Kang the Conqueror is killed by Iron Man’s son, Pepperoni Stark. #MCU #SLICEnsing #ShangCheese

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Most current U.S. senators first elected in 2006 have run for senate only 3 times. (E.g., PA @senbobcasey ran in 2006, 2012, & 2018.) Meanwhile, after less than 2 yrs. in office, @ReverendWarnock will soon be running in his FOURTH senate election. #Endurance #MindBlowingFacts

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At an event for @MikeLevin, @POTUS spoke and reminded me how he he is a fountain of empathy. When Joe saw a kid holding a sign about their being stutterers, 46 shared his struggles & inspired that kid to never be defined or limited by his #stutter. Beautiful moment. #mypic

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The @freestylelove crew at last night’s #freestylelovesupreme show at @TheOldGlobe was all that & a bag of rump roasts. Favorite parts: @Too_JEllis spitting extra verses on the gospel of Harry Potter & @aneesafolds offering marital advice. ❤️ #flsontour #IrregularSizedPrograms

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I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18

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@lenroq You were there tonight? I could’ve said hello in person! Bummer.

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Who wore it better? @VP and @SecondGentleman or us? Off to Game 3! #GoGiants

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@funko Will you continue producing Pop Pez?

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@MikeLevin @TurkeyTrot Happy thanksgiving! I am thankful that you are returning to Congress again - so much so that I will overlook the fact that your tweet did not use the Oxford comma.

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Had to wear my @ACFresh21 #goat shirt while hiking the Mojave Desert w/ 15 Nubian goats. At one point, the goat-herder asked for potential names for newborn kids. Ecstatic to report that there are now two goats named ALEX and CARUSO @ the Yogi Goats Farm. #carushow @Lakers

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My kids asked why I spend so much time following election returns. I told them it's because I care about their future and our democracy. And that’s true. But also, I’ll be damned if I miss another $50,000 question about presidential voting results. @MillionaireTV

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The AP has called the election for @MikeLevin! So thrilled that #CA49’s best representative ever will continue fighting for my neighbors and me! (Note: My wife, who appears to be doing karate in this photo, is not his fighting instructor.) #BlueWaveContinues

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How disappointing it must be to run for president but still not be famous enough for news stations to find a picture of you when they announced results.

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@EndlessJeopardy What are Stormy Danimals?

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@EndlessJeopardy Who is Smokey the Bare-bottomed?