𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎.

𝘰𝘩, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 {star wars oc; 18+; fake, obviously; penned by #vandal}

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦,
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺

: arintheus "theo" vortis
: star wars oc
: explorer, rebel fighter
: from jakku
: handy with a blaster
: 18+ and all that
: mv/ms
: original-sequel era
: penned by #vandal

RT this bitch

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⁎ *‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝓜𝘢𝘥. @dragonfled]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 𝙖 𝙈𝙊𝙏𝙃 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣
𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙀 ...

----------✯ 𝙺𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝚄𝚇
a #𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐊 of ��𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧

... 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑩𝑼𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑫.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Pretty sure we're both speaking Galactic Standard.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

you're definitely not speaking my language tonight, theo.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

And somehow this is my fault?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

BRO I SAID SWEARSY-REALSIES.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Taxes are a big deal, Cal. That's how they took down Space Al Capone.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

why are you worried about our TAXES

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Taxes, Cal, everything comes down to TAXES.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

... it does?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Swearsy-realsies.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

My, uh, my accountant deals with it.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Nothing, but it has everything to do with us being married.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

what does that have to do with us having a child?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

I just don't think the tax break is very patriotic. Real patriots pay taxes, Cal.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

the reason being you never fucking proposed

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Yeah, what's your point?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Thank you, Solar, you were always my favourite daughter.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

there's a reason my name is still holdo and not v— 🤢 vor— 🤢🤢 vortis 🤮🤮

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Heh.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

... fuck, I don't have a comeback for that.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

@SOLARTHlEF // ily sleep well uwu

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

// tatti go to sleep I see you ho

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Thanks, that's how I got you.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

you're still fucking funny.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Aw, you really think she's 60% me? That's sweet.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

60 / 40

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Right, right. 50/50, then.

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

I'm saying she's stunning and she gets it from me.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎. @semperinanis]

Are you saying our daughter isn't pretty?

[‍‍ ‍ ᴬᴸᴸ - 𝕱ire.‍ ‍ @LEN0RED0VE]

you've never been more wrong.