Sam

🧟💀 i like turtles | He/Him

[Sam @sempls_]

BANGGGG https://t.co/xji9UN4m8s #NBA #82and0

[Sam @sempls_]

I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/IpKOvDBKLx #NBA #82and0

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[Sam @sempls_]

Keep chipping away, boys

[Sam @sempls_]

Oh Auburn baseball, not like this

[peyton 😒 @whozgrimez]

the southern US is the wettest part of the country and it literally gets more rain than the UK does lol

[matt @mattybtweets69]

looking for jobs is awesome man should I apply on bebee or jooble

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

Imagine tearing your ACL on the superimposed Mandalorian Grogu graphic

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

reggie miller you have to do better you’ve been doing this for 20 years man

[Sam @sempls_]

Reggie Miller’s specialty

[🌸sports tweeter Matthias🌸 (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

genuinely horrendous commentary on a legacy moment

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Sometimes someone says something so intensely French that you need to smoke a cigarette

[project hail natu ₊˚⊹ @rylandstars]

peak cinematography 😭😭😭😭

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Good morning

[-reclaimed disaffected malcontent @damnjwhatyousay]

😭😭😭😭

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

happy 1 year anniversary to the origin of the best cerveza cristal ad placement

[Mr. Glucose Guardian @Regg79816]

When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Welcome back Sharpay and Ryan

[Olivia Ramirez @lvrmrz]

2026 Draft Art Direction for Auburn Football🎨

[brandon🇨🇦 @SiNuTrmon]

“I am 34 and have never made more than 20k/yr”

you could not waterboard this information out of me

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Maybe january and february and march and april werent my months but may will be better!!!