sara

former gwyneth paltrow apologist, phillies fan, patio marg enjoyer

[sara @semscott]

(to the tune of the autozone jingle)
get in the bohm, alec bohm

[sara @semscott]

this got me literal death threats on threads so curious to see how it plays out over here

[sara @semscott]

i think we as a society need to start publicly shaming people dragging fleece blankets into movie theaters

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Philadelphia

[sara @semscott]

the world you remember no longer exists

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Ellen DeGeneres took the iconic Oscar selfie 12 years ago today.

[sara @semscott]

@KarenMHJ @JamesMartinSJ I assumed that was the case but couldn’t remember if they ever outright said it! Thank you it’s been driving me crazy.

[sara @semscott]

the prophet @Defunctland

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Walt Disney Imagineering has revealed a new real-life robotic Olaf character coming to Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland early next year.

[sara @semscott]

wicked for good begs the question… would you love me if i were a scarecrow

[sara @semscott]

do you ever take a closer look at something you see every day and it absolutely takes your breath away? like it’s so crazy that this majestic bright blue bird lives in my backyard and i never give it a second thought. life!

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

Me if I was really good at baseball

[sara @semscott]

apparently consistently wanting to go to bed at 5:45 pm is “concerning” and i might be “having a depressive episode”

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

saw this and felt compelled to show all of you

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I get so focused on Braves fans that I always forget there’s actually a second pro stadium full of hicks doing the chop.

[sara @semscott]

Was I…. Right

[sara @semscott]

It would be soooooo funny if Trump decided to show her up by dying

[sara @semscott]

It would be soooooo funny if Trump decided to show her up by dying

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

the biggest pop star in the world is about to have a delco sister-in-law who rides for the eagles harder than anyon i've ever seen and i'm supposed to think philadelphia is not the center of the universe?

[sara @semscott]

@itsflanagain the freshman :(

[sara @semscott]

@elaine_stritch can someone @ me when the Spotify playlist is made

[sara @semscott]

@elaine_stritch I have a hot take and it’s Wells Fargo Wagon