Daniel Bigham

Husband, father, brother, son, friend, dummy.

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

Not that anyone asked buuut...I’m black. Not “half” black. I will accept “Black with a white mother” if you must...

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@CastleFor3 Could you imagine Derek Henry and Calvin Johnson on the same offense…

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@ThePapaGut Let me get this straight, he spent 300k to “tie her to her positions.”?????? Why does he care about her positions?

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@Daveay7 He was so close…why DO we have gender reveals? They’re stupid and cringe. It’s more accurate call it a genital reveal party. Which is WEIRD

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@Wizards can you PLEEEEEASE commission one of your artists to do a Chadwick Boseman tribute secret lair for Black History Month?

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

First Steph&Klay winning their 4th ring AND now a new Drake album??? The light skins will be intolerable this summer…#brighterdaysahead

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@JoeBudden Those bars weren’t worth whatever the hell this is all about…probably better ways for @CyhiOfficial to generate buzz for whatever the hell he’s trying to promote. #leavebuddenbe

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

I can understand listening to Jack Harlow, I can even kind of understand listening to G-Easy, but how can you be a fan of BOTH those dudes…asking for a friend

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your erection is NOT God’s will.

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@KeyThreeOne3 I’ll go first. If I were on death row, and this were my last meal I’d die hungry

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

Please help me celebrate black history month by roasting my aunt’s “gumbo”

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

If your partner tells you that they have NEVER lied to you then they JUST lied to you.

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@PSchrags Actually the phrase is “same old Lions.” I can’t speak to the phrase “typical Vikings”

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

Me: Hey Ayla (my daughter) Is Santa Claus black or white?
Ayla: Uhhhh I think he’s red Daddy…

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

@KingJames I genuinely wonder how much time his lawyer spent coaching him through that moment…and how disappointed he must’ve been with the performance

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

Aaron Rogers isn’t a liar, he’s just a misleader…#yourchoicebutyourestupid

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

When your wife seductively seduces you into walking into her invisible fart cloud…🥲🥲🥲

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

The Chargers/Dallas game is an absolute farce! I don’t give a shit about EITHER of these teams or their fan bases, but this is CHEATING. This is what CHEATING looks like.#NFL

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

My daughter just asked ALEXA how to spell pizza and I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that she didn’t ask me…it’s the only question school adequately prepared me to answer…

[Daniel Bigham @senatorbiggles]

https://t.co/dzhvQ3k8Hh. I feel like this album REALLY lacks a serious hit to anchor the project

[Eli Savit @EliNSavit]

If Roe is formally overturned, there is a Michigan law on the books that criminalizes abortion--and makes it a felony.

Let me be abundantly clear. We won't prosecute that. As long as I hold office, we will never, ever prosecute any person for exercising reproductive freedom.