Senator Carson

I am the senate. (This Twitter profile officially denounces any formal association with internet personality "CallMeCarson") #senatorcarson2020

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

I am pleased to announce that after years of hard work, and endless searching, we have discovered Obama's last name. It took many years to reach this point, and many were lost in the process. This has been incredibly grueling, but it was all worth it. His last name is

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

yo, shout out god

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

@GhostBoiPeep Monay.

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

Happy new years. We need it NOW, let us out of this year god please.

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

Who would you vote for?

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

My fellow Americans. I come to you to tell you that your support is more critical than ever, as several new competitors have entered the race. With Kanye West's announcement of running for president, we face a huge challenge in overcoming this recent development.

#Carson4Prez

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

Imagine being this dude

[JSchlatt 2024 @SchlattForPres]

Imagine being this dude

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

We're working to make it illegal for any and all people to live in Ohio. Help us make our dream a reality.

#senatorcarsonforpresident2020 #fuckohio

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

@DaReal2ET @MrBeastYT Drink it. Fucking drink now, right now! Take a sip. Drink up. Suck up that water juice. FUCKING DO IT. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

@GhostBoiPeep Maybe.

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

I say we deport Applebees. For too long have they corrupted our food industry with their okay-ish, average food. Nobody thinks, "I will purposefully go to Applebees." You go there when there is no other restaurants nearby. Fuck Applebees.

#SenatorCarson2020 #CancelApplebees

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

@2020Jschlatt @jschlatt You will lose. You will lose, and you will weep. I shall drink your baby tears and you will lose.

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

@jschlatt Competition, then.

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

Thank you to one Mr. Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, who is attending the UN meeting on our behalf during these trying times. I salute and gift subs to you, sir.

#senatorcarsonforpresident2020 #Ninjago

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

Sorry for my recent inactivity. My team and I have been involved in numerous legal battles with your usual greedy YouTube copyright claiming companies. We will be back on track shortly. Thank you all for your patience.

#senatorcarsonforpresident2020

[Senator Carson @senatorcarson]

@DaReal2ET @CallMeCarsonYT Drinky drinky, water boy.