Senator Adam Schiff (parody)

"I've seen no evidence of Biden wrongdoing. Trump, on the other hand..." (parody)

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

I want @elonmusk to know, if you continue to allow disinformation on Twitter/X, I will use my powers as Senator and undertake unprecedented measures including deploying government agencies to work with Twitter/X in removing disinformation. Try me.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@redsteeze You’re right about everything

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@redsteeze Two choices, you moron, and you choose Biden because you can't help it.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@redsteeze We know. You’d rather have Nikki.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@redsteeze Like DeSantis losing?

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@kanem8839 @greg16676935420 I get to everybody. You're next, Martin.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@colemedvec I resemble that remark. At least it wasn't my bulbous eyeballs.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@RealtorPJ @RepAdamSchiff I think I should be entitled to something. I'm a senator for goodness sake.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@ThecatLestat60 I can't help it. I had Del Taco for lunch.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@Liane2764750246 I'll do my part to make sure we chop off some more chicken heads. I love you.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@VictimizedSon @RepAdamSchiff Easy there. I'm a sitting senator.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@JerryTilden @GigaBeers @polishprincessh I identify as black lesbian now. Wish I would have thought of it before yesterday.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@dieselnyc1 @billscher @DaytimeDan How about it? They got what they deserved. I was just getting ready to release Trump-Russia collusion evidence.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@OurBlueAmerica Preach, sisters! Or brothers! Or they! Or them! Or xe! Or xim! Or xer! Whatever.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@CAP10232 @MagnificoIX @cmclymer Again, why do people always lump me in with those losers? They all suck.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@schiffbugeyes @CitizenFreePres @JudgeJeanine Please stop making fun of my big bulbous eyeballs. I can't help it.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@beach49r @RepAdamSchiff That really hurts, Beach. Why must you denigrate my integrity like that?

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@TomA1984 @RepAdamSchiff @SpeakerMcCarthy That's not the real Adam Schiff. That loser is still in the House. I'm in the Senate now.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@ballison_i @SenSchumer Exactly, John. I'm just biding my time.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@dprop90 @RepRutherfordFL I'll have you know Rutherford is an esteemed colleague and a friend.

[Senator Adam Schiff (parody) @SenatorSchiff]

@AttorneyCPA @DineshDSouza Thank you, Barry. I love you.