Norris Cotton

Rock-ribbed conservative Republican (Mostly a parody account)

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

@NewsGuyRog @GovChrisSununu @NHGOP Not sure about the lines, but at least the NH DMV hasn’t gotten anyone killed!

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

How to work a stripper pole? #nhpolitics

[Andru Volinsky @AndruVolinsky]

Guess what we were discussing with the Moose Mountain Dems in Wakefield? Thanks for the invitation. #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Thank you, @TheNHSenate!

Your buddy,
Stix

#nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Boy, this tweet didn’t age well. The lunch lady turned out to be a fraud and possibly a pedophile Maybe it’s time for John to shut the fuck up for awhile. #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

During WWII, the Nazis used to entertain themselves by throwing Jewish babies into the air and using them for skeet shooting. Other times they would impale them on bayonets. Wonder if those techniques are also part of @marchandsteve’s new plan to go on “offense.” #nhpolitics

[Steve Marchand @marchandsteve]

I argue in this piece that supporters of choice should proactively codify it into NH law; those opposing choice keep playing offense (partial-birth ban,fetal homicide, etc.) to trim that right. Until we play offense, we'll keep playing defense. #nhpolitics
https://t.co/a6GmvO4gkz

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Jesus...if hiding behind Susan Bruce is all that Connecticut has left than it’s time for them to petition to re-join the British Empire. #nhpolitics #susanthetroglodyte

[Tom Dudchik @ctcapitolreport]

Susan Bruce: Calling BS on NH's SUNUNU: 'NHPR tried to find out the names of the companies he's poached from NY and CT. Sununu's office claimed they couldn't answer on the grounds of confidentiality. I think we all know bunkum when we hear it'... https://t.co/e4P73Fc6Fk

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Can’t blame @JudyReardon for this nonsense, she hasn’t had a sober thought in decades! Just check the DWI logs. #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

While some see the decision to hobble law enforcement efforts to stop pedophiles on the internet as an outrage, ⁦@ChairmanBuckley⁩ sees it as an expanded opportunity. #nhpolitics https://t.co/2K1pSMfwPz

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Yikes! @NHDems cut funding for the Internet Crimes Against Children Fund? They must be concerned it might eventually ensnare their party chairman, @ChairmanBuckley. #nhpolitics

[Chris Sununu @GovChrisSununu]

Among the critical investments the Democratic leadership of the House Finance Committee voted to REMOVE from my budget:

▪️$500,000 for the Internet Crimes Against Children Fund
▪️$64,000,000 for targeted school building aid
▪️$32,000,000 for student debt relief assistance

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Empty head #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

When your head is so far up your ass that you must fart to catch a breath, this is the type of “hot take” you offer up. #nhpolitics

[Kevin Landrigan @KlandriganUL]

.@ChairmanBuckley say similarities @GovChrisSununu and @POTUS "uncanny. So it makes perfect sense that Sununu would be fundraising with a Trump instead of standing up to the President as he works to take away the health care of tens of thousands of Granite Staters." #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Wonder how much extra Susan voluntarily paid in taxes above what she owed? My guess is $0 and she took every deduction possible. #fraud #nhpolitics

[susanthe @susanthe]

Our governor staging an embarrassingly Trumplike rally at the NH State House. Irony: his audience hate taxes and all things public - yet they hold a rally on taxpayer funded public property. #nhpolitics #nhgopclowncar

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

You’ll have to forgive @ChairmanBuckley. He went from harassing customers at a kiosk at the Manchester Mall to lifelong @NHDems party hack. He’s never worked a real job in his life and he gets insecure around those that have. #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Don’t forget, in @ChairmanBuckley’s ideal world, he would be staring in child porn movies. Trust me, I know. #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

@susanthe It upsets you that even in the afterlife I’m still smarter than you, doesn’t it? Worse than that, I’ve been dead 30 years and I’m still better looking! #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Apparently “Raise the roof” Annie thinks that she should be able to read the report before the AG. Get a life Annie and try to take a break from your constant quest to elbow your way into the spotlight. #nhpolitics

[ARCHIVE: Congresswoman Ann McLane Kuster @RepAnnieKuster]

Last week, the House unanimously voted to make the Mueller report public. We need more transparency in Washington and I believe the Attorney General should honor the House’s request and make this report available.

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

#pedophileRay
#nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

Ah, the bare knuckled politics of selecting the New Hampshire poet laureate. As the saying goes, the process is so vicious because the stakes are so small. #nhpolitics

[NH Democratic Party @NHDems]

.@ChrisSununu can't get anything right. #nhpolitics https://t.co/NayDQPfDCV

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

For Christ sake, Sheridan. Just ask him out! #nhpolitics

[Norris Cotton @SenCotton]

This fucking clown couldn’t win a Libertarian primary but he’s bitching and moaning about a guy who bucked an adverse tide to handily win re-election. Talk about #dumbaf. This guy really is the shit stain of #nhpolitics

[Aaron Day @AaronRDay]

Why #liberty failed in New Hampshire #cronyism #impotent #unprincipled @nhliberty #nhpolitics. You were told. Party over principle #noballs #gameover #dumbaf @GovernorSununu @GovChrisSununu @keithammon