aScreamingMushroom

a guy hanging out with his dog. 30.

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

Self Approved Self

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

This kid wins Halloween 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Natural birth control @ForePlayPod

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

Hey do you hear a faucet running? Oh wait that’s just my drip

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Shohei Ohtani pitched 4 scoreless innings and struck out 4 batters and singled and walked twice and stole a base and scored a game-tying run from second on a single and hit a home run to put his team up by two runs as the Los Angeles Angels lost to the Seattle Mariners, 5-3.

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

@CannabisTU Yes

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

@botanicalmami Damn, the concept of “feeling nothing completely” hits really hard and just realized I’ve been doing that for a while.

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

Not a good time for the family to visit France

@TheJesseBuss

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

They are now stealing buses in France 🇫🇷 ???

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

Drinking Red Bull out of a coffee mug cause we are adults here

[Jesse Buss @TheJesseBuss]

Zucc -2000

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

What’s more likely? We visit an alien planet or an alien race visits our planet?

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Minnesota just became the 23rd state in the nation to legalize adult-use cannabis.

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

I’m writing a letter to m&m’s to make every 3rd bag of candy they make so frustratingly hard to open I can’t eat a 3rd bag in a row. I’m holding them responsible… and quite frankly I’m sick

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

@JonnyBones Best research right here

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Yes

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

@HIGH_TIMES_Mag My eyes started seeing different things and when they tore apart from reality I bounced back into a Lego room and watched as the room fell from existence. Then I came to about 7 minutes later.

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

@botanicalmami Be closer?

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

So it turns out the Ohio train derailment was apparently caused by corporate greed underinvesting in proper safety measures.
Not Mayor Pete’s gayness.
@PeteButtigieg

[Weed Thoughts💭🍁 @weedthotss]

Me high asf at thanksgiving dinner tryna act normal around my family

[aScreamingMushroom @sendbaldjesus]

@zenonshrooms Das mein

[Luci Ferman (THE WATER-MONKEY) @lucyferman666]

You ever try to crack your thumb and accidentally dislocate your elbow?