kc

I love dirty martinis and the Sydney metro

[kc @sendboots]

Shi I do on wfh days:
Assemble furniture by myself (I am 4’11”)
Uber eats a single pork shoulder because I cba to go to the shops
Eat an entire tin of biscuits
Apply for a dog

[kc @sendboots]

In my vanity and impatience, I have been forced to assemble my own vanity table and as such have learnt to use a “drill”

[kc @sendboots]

Bro what the fuck Brisbane 😂 at least it’s not going to be tigers handing them their first win because I’ve been bracing myself for that all year

[kc @sendboots]

@rahmaelle_ You’d be 20000% correct

[kc @sendboots]

Yall someone called me a r-word zoomer and I will be glowing for the rest of the day, so you think I’m young 🥹🥹🥹

[kc @sendboots]

We live here, we can comfortably service our loan, we are not looking to sell in the next 20 years, we have an emergency fund if we have a change in circumstance. You One Nation weirdos are ominous af in my replies for no reason 😂

[kc @sendboots]

I bought at a 5% deposit.
I am not sure why these people think everyone who did so is some giant fuckwit who didn’t think it through and is guaranteed to default immediately.
Or is there some other reason why these old bastards want us to rent forever? Surely not

[Noel Whittaker @NoelWhittaker]

Macquarie forecasts a 5% drop in Aussie house prices — and rates are still rising.
Spare a thought for the poor beggars lured into buying on a 5% deposit with no mortgage insurance. They could soon owe more than their home is worth.

[kc @sendboots]

@aaron_bilcock Moving was hell. I will die in this house 😂

[kc @sendboots]

@nat_sinclair93 Pls let us win next week sis 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Dom 😄 @domsullivan22]

Had to do it to em..

[NRL @NRL]

RESILIENCE 🐯

[Wests Tigers @WestsTigers]

𝐖E BACK 🔥

#OneJungle 🐅

[kc @sendboots]

Wests. Tigers.

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It’s the hope that’ll kill me. 🐅

[kc @sendboots]

When the aliens arrive demanding human sacrifice, I’m immediately pointing them in the direction of the married men with their literal children in their profile pictures leaving nauseating comments on Tiff Salmond’s insta photos

[kc @sendboots]

If you have a request of someone, you should adapt to their preferred method of communication simple as that. People are just lazy and sloppy and trying to avoid paper trails.

[kc @sendboots]

I don’t want to jump on a call, nor do I want to hop on a call, nor do I have 5 minutes to chat, nor do I care if it “might be easier to call”

Just teams me. Just teams me. JUST TEAMS ME!!! Approximately 0% of the calls I’ve begrudgingly taken could not have been a Teams message

[kc @sendboots]

@ChefCheleki Oooo yeah we’ve done the kerbside but this is v useful info about the big bin THANK YOU!!

[kc @sendboots]

I know I’m a dumbass but I’ve always lived in apartments where all the rubbish is collected weekly so upon moving to a house I was BAMBOOZLED to learn recycling is only collected fortnightly?! We fill that bitch up within a week just us two, how do FAMILIES manage FORTNIGHTLY?!

[kc @sendboots]

@Pom_Bazooka Me AF

[kc @sendboots]

Food influencers love to be like “if you don’t feel like cooking make this” and proceed to make a 20 step recipe with 700 ingredients

If i don’t feel like cooking, I will not even hear of chopping an onion my friend